Mike Tyson and Beetlejuice's retarded love child attempts to prove to the world via social media that his GF is in fact a girl. I'm not entirely convinced, seeing that her penis is larger than mine.
This is essentially a hybrid of THIS video + THIS video, or in more comprehensive terms: 3 parts female empowerment, 141 parts bat-shit fucking retarded. ENJOY. Full video HERE.
Ever seen a girl go from :) to :o to >:O in 2 seconds flat? Lemme tell ya... it's all fun and games until you make contact with the fallopian tubes at 27 MPH.
Pregnant sisters, overly-hung midgets and a race to outdo dad's cum stains. I don't know if I'm jerking off to porn, or a Charlie Sheen family reunion.
What can I say? She's a slut with time to kill and he... well, he has a membership card to the local clinic. How could this not end with a fistful of Alabama Hotpocket?
