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Banned From Arby's 4 Lyfe

After popping a molly (or 5) and getting fucked with a lawn chair, this girl realizes her dreams of being on worldstar are within grasp and totally goes for it. IMHO not worth the lifetime of shame without curly fries and roast beef.

ILLEGAL in 194 Countries

Want hard proof that humans are still all about charity? Look no further friendos. This scumcunt offers some locals the ultimate handout: A free reminder to get yourself STD tested next time you go reaching for those frozen Reese's Cups. You can find her new profile HERE.

Debbie Does Dominoes

Open relationships and double stuffed carryout specials. Name a worse duo.

Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 7

Saw X will be out by the time this is posted. You can't name 5 ways it's better than this. #bet

South America's Most Alpha Male

99.99% of men will never experience this man's life. He's got the negotiating skills of Elon Musk, the aura of a baconator and they've got no other options. It's a sexual combination you never knew you wanted until today.

Porn That Shouldn't Exist: 7

If anything at all this should educate you on what shouldn't be considered a sex toy. Like, ever. More here: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]

Ratchet Compilation 2K17

Another edition.

Now You're Crippled

First-timer foolishly assumes her debut appearance is going to be a walk in the park. Emphases on the word walk, because it looks like all her future tours of Italy at Olive Garden are going to be wheelchair accessible from this point forward. What in the fuck...

ESCORT DOUBLE TEAM

WRONG HOLEZ: 2023

The only appropriate video to post on a day where the family gathers to stuff orifices.

Oscar-Worthy Anal

We're gonna need that statue back, Leo.

The Anal Full Nelson

When an Azn is reluctant to finish getting ass fucked, it's this guy's cue to utilize a pro-wrestling style submission maneuver and ride it home.