That's it man. As far as I'm concerned vegans have officially jumped the plant-based shark. Not even at the height of one of my patented Acid Trip + Red Lobster Biscuit wombo combo benders did I envision something as despicable as this going behind a paywall.
There's a thin line between trailer park erotica, and soul-deep emotional trauma. Where that line exists I don't know... but judging by the amount of dollar store tattoos I'm seeing on that body, I'd say this human Hindenburg sure as fuck does.
Trashy blonde high off Febreeze channels some standard white-woman rape fanatasies through her dearly beloved Cletus, with the help of an industrial strength Afro dildo. But the real trophy here isnt her orgasm. It's his. Herpa derp, double time.
