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Undoubtedly the most erotic thing I've seen since responding to an OKCupid message from a girl named The Violator. Results were similar if you replace 'cumshot' with 'Hellmans Tartar Sauce'. And 'private affair' with 'Burger King during rush hour'.

4,234,049 views 11/22/17 MHBHJ Orgasms

Calling an Audible

Perhaps 'audible' is the wrong word to use here, as it suggests this misfit anticipated the scene going any other possible way. She didn't. Trust me. I've been inside a Walmart parking lot on a Friday night - I know what I'm talking about.

2,590,916 views 09/28/17 Throated Fail

Excited Or Terrified?

252,116 views 09/13/17 Big Dicks

The Caught Compilation 3

A five minute crash-course on how to squeeze every moment out of your favorite side piece, as illustrated by the shameless, the morally-deprived, and the defenders of all things Insane Clown Posse. It's priceless information really. Trust me on this one.

5,997,639 views 07/22/17 Caught Compilations

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG... AGAIN

Not since ejaculating to Samuel L Jackson's death scene in Deep Blue Sea have I felt this much cinematographic remorse. They just let his wonder worm flap around without even an attempt at Photoshop. Five more leading roles like this and she'll be ready for Paul Anderson.

3,614,972 views 06/03/17 Little Caprice Fail

Cringiest Porn Scenes Ever Attempted

These awful pornographic gems were all attempted with eroticism as a goal. I.E. People were somehow meant to masturbate to this shit, but what these clips lack in fap value they make up for with lulz.

3,392,386 views 05/23/17 LULZ

BUT I'M A VIRGIN!

The "Demon Pussy" girl is back in a new adventure in potentially one of the best and most retarded scripted porn scenes ever. Kevin Smith is sure to cum buckets over the dialogue alone.

5,250,435 views 04/24/17 Teens Love Anal Anal

The Accidental Anal Compilation

Not much is worse (or funnier) than an unexpected penis bashing some hoer O-ring with little forewarning or lube. Ideally, zero forewarning and zero lubes.

6,495,506 views 04/09/17 Wrong Holes

Crackhead Hates Anal

Inside an abandoned and/or bombed out building, Alfredo, the HIV immune crackwhore whisperer, has negotiated some condomless butt sex from the neighborhoods most ratchet cum dumpster.

3,560,631 views 10/30/16 Anal

Just The Reaction He Wanted

207,733 views 10/24/16 Big Dicks

The Skank Tank

Psychotically perverted Japanese porno directors have constructed a gigantic fish tank made for sexually tormenting cute teenagers.

2,675,231 views 10/21/16 The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography

THE BEST OF UNWANTED FACIALS

101 clips of potential children splashing into the faces of bitches that ain't down with it.

4,510,946 views 09/30/16 LULZ

When in Thailand...

Dave Corey snapchatted his Bangkok vacation experience with a ladyboy. Corey is now a living legend.

5,407,435 views 09/12/16 Tranny

GIRL HAS DELAYED ORGASM

We're all too familiar with premature ejaculators, but what about latent ejaculation? Watch as Sum Dum Ho starts cumming an entire minute after intercourse is completed without even being touched. WTF?

3,043,968 views 08/12/16 JAVHD Ridiculous Orgasms

TELL ME ITS GOOD DEMON PUSSIE!

A kind hearted real estate agent gets possessed by an evil dick demon and needs help excising it out with dick... LOL WTF?!

3,079,522 views 07/14/16 Property Sex LULZ

The Caught Compilation 2

Peeping Toms, Darling Nikki's and other miscellaneous perverts getting hilariously interrupted in the middle of trying to bust nuts.

7,219,319 views 06/04/16 Caught Compilations

New Batman Deleted Scene

Full Scene Here

169,344 views 05/09/16

Addiction

Full Scene Here

160,347 views 05/01/16

Undisputed Champion

200,984 views 03/16/16

Polish Bruja

I know what you're thinking... 'Wow, Ozzy Osbourne's daughter is looking better than ever.' No, this McPoyles lookalike from Always Sunny with the Spanish word for witch tatted on her stomach is a model... or some shit.

5,009,187 views 03/13/16 Gallery
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