I was considering being a stripper once but after realizing my clientele would consist of 300 pound senior citizens, I sought employment elsewhere.
It would take a lot more than a dollar tip to get me to bury my face between the legs of one of those nasty skanks.
I know how much you all love huge sweaty black cocks... I think you're really gonna enjoy this.
For a dollar you can eat out a stripper's cunt. For 5 more you can fuck her silly. The HIV is free :P