Safety First

Safety First

Wow, being an attention whore really came back to bite this one in the taint eh? Hey 1Pac, how about next time you stick to overdosing in the laundry aisle like everyone else and save the social media challenges for likeigiveafuck.com.

1,218,338 02.27.18 ghawd WTF
Wrong Hole... LIKE A BOSS

Wrong Hole... LIKE A BOSS

Lulu Love gets an unexpected, unwanted invite to a Turkish bike ride. Likely due to this rectal romeo giving more fucks about where his third supper is coming from than what he's aiming at. In other words: he tried to find da wey and it failed beautifully.

2,134,810 01.24.18 TG Wrong Hole
i aM vErY iNteLLiGeNt

i aM vErY iNteLLiGeNt

Tori Spelling's Guatemalan tit job, the hole in a Walmart bathroom stall and discounted Hamburger Helper on Craigslist: Three things I'd touch before signing up for story time from Rebel "my brain is bigger than my butthole" Lynn ever fucking again. [Full Scene]

1,458,209 01.12.18 gemcutter LULZ
EPIC Butt Plug FAIL

EPIC Butt Plug FAIL

I like her face. I like her enthusiasm. But above all I like her devotion to commitment. Her borderline absent reaction to an explosive device detonating inside her spincther however, has reinforced my stance on late-term abortions. Like, 35 years late. Toss a token in the abyss [ HERE ]

1,849,826 11.27.17 opencasketbukkake Insertions
2017's Most Awkward Moments

2017's Most Awkward Moments

Eight times pornography actually shocked me. Okay maybe just one time. Specifically #3. While the others have come and gone, this little gem remains unexplained. [Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8]

2,834,118 06.21.17 EF LULZ
Shit Pornstars Say 2

Shit Pornstars Say 2

The most fail dirty talk of all time and other retarded quips from professional cum smugglers. [Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22]

2,692,196 11.03.16 Various LULZ
GIRL HAS DELAYED ORGASM

GIRL HAS DELAYED ORGASM

We're all too familiar with premature ejaculators, but what about latent ejaculation? Watch as Sum Dum Ho starts cumming an entire minute after intercourse is completed without even being touched. WTF? [Full Scene: HERE]

2,098,458 08.12.16 O.O Orgasms
2 DRUNK 2 FUK

2 DRUNK 2 FUK

Mishka here just signed the liability waiver to star in her very own movie! So grab a bottle of vodka and put down a preemptive puke bucket beside couch because it's time for some classic Russian pornography! YAY! [FULL SCENE] [SONG]

3,695,561 01.26.16 Anonymous Drunk
Goober Tries Not To Cum

Goober Tries Not To Cum

It's only 10 minutes into the all night sex party and this douche is about to bust his nut after a 30 second blowjob. Not wanting to end the night early, he awkwardly death grips his penis attempting to cease climax. Moar Orgies: HERE

2,695,412 08.30.15 Duran Premature
Deaf Azn Girl

Deaf Azn Girl

Meet Kim, the bombshell Azn who can't hear shit. Our genius porn hero guy figures to write down "me want fukky fukky" on paper and away we go. She only makes little soft vowel noises, it's pretty adorable. FULL SCENE and MFC Profile.

2,358,479 06.04.14 KR Asians
The Duke University Feminist Pornstar

The Duke University Feminist Pornstar

Belle Knox is cute, smart enough for an ivy league college and got her name by mixing a Disney princess with an alleged murderer. My kinda girl! Except for the small fact that a feminist doing facial abuse for women's rights is like a rabbi going to Auschwitz for a free shower. Full scenes HERE and HERE.

2,801,310 03.12.14 FA LULZ
Sexually Inexperienced And Terrified

Sexually Inexperienced And Terrified

True Blood's Sukki has a ratchet doppelganger that attempted porn and totally hated it. Her debut goes about as smoothly as a psoriasis break out... But unlike psoriasis she never came back and wasn't seen again. More nervous newbs HERE.

3,143,793 12.22.13 DB LULZ
Passion of the Painal

Passion of the Painal

Whore #3 is quite adorable. She may not speak a lick of English, but her facial expressions certainly have a story to tell.. namely "ouch, that hurts", "please hurry up" and "why in the fuck did I quit my job at Hotdog On A Stick for this shit". Live and learn baby. SOURCES: 1. 2, 3, 4, 5.

7,542,114 09.07.12 Captain X Painal
The Return Of 'Gentle Breakdown' Girl

The Return Of 'Gentle Breakdown' Girl

Remember the frigid chick that randomly started sobbing in the middle of a Rocco shoot? It was actually pretty touching, to both my heart & my penis. But apparently that encounter was only chapter 1 in a saga of piss-poor decisions. Song HERE + breakdown HERE + profile HERE.

4,110,333 06.04.12 admin LULZ
Creme Fraiche'd

Creme Fraiche'd

Epic poker face @ .57 mark. I call this one the 'i totally just nutted in my own mouth but i dont even give a fuck cause i have a 6.7 inch penis and listen to Rage Against The Machine on vinyl' look. Dude's got that shit mastered. Download the full video HERE. Douchebag song HERE.

3,779,794 05.11.12 TG Porn Bloopers
1st Blowjob - FEELS GOOD MAN

1st Blowjob - FEELS GOOD MAN

You know it's a hooker cause who else puts on a rubber just for s'ing some d? And you know it's his first time cause... well, just look at his face. Just one touch of his penis and he turns into Quasimoto with Asperger syndrome.

2,907,486 09.13.11 Javier LULZ
Rage Quit

Rage Quit

Tory Lane has two rules. Dont touch her tattoos & dont beat the shit out of her face. Talk about high standards.. but this fiery eyed slut isnt fucking around . One of her costars decides to test her anyway, resulting in a brief but epic rage quit. Download full video HERE.

3,031,928 06.01.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Speech Disorders & Anal Sex Dont Mix

Speech Disorders & Anal Sex Dont Mix

This white trash tart has a speech impediment that's left her sounding like Stan's cunt of a sister from South Park. But that's okay. The bulk of her dialogue has been limited to "ouch" and "that hurtz muddafucka". I wouldn't have it any other way. Download the full video HERE.

2,128,773 04.03.11 admin Painal
Pornstar Cries Over Insult

Pornstar Cries Over Insult

Lesbo threesome goes sour after the alpha bitch of the group deliberately tries to humiliate the newcomer via repeatedly requesting that she douche - essentially declaring that the noob's twat smells and/or tastes like shit. I laughed.

1,592,184 12.27.10 admin Porn Bloopers
Rotten Crotch

Rotten Crotch

Behind-the-scenes footage from FUCK A FAN, where a cameraman literally pukes himself after catching a whiff of some stank ass pussy. Ultimate humiliation after the culprit is handed a DIY douche kit and directed to the bathroom.

2,794,189 12.13.10 admin Porn Bloopers
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