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Mission Impossible

Never underestimate the powers of a whore. With a little confidence and some KY Jelly, there's really nothing they cant do.

09/22/10

Frankentits

E.T. died and has been reincarnated as a woman. Her tits double as antennas.

09/22/10

Shrek

Ouch. Time to cue "dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me".

09/22/10

Ghetto Swimsuit

Purple hair and blank CD's. Watch out Beyonce. This bitch is coming up fast.

09/22/10

Umm... Where's The Condom

This dude is smooth. Real smooth. His technique? Purchasing oversized condoms (Magnums baby) and intentionally letting em slip off during intercourse. As soon as she notices he deploys a familiar line: "your pussy's just too tight". Uh huh.

Feminist Attacks Cocky Stripper

Dude shoves his junk in the wrong chicks face. First she smacks his cock like a cheap pinata, then follows up with an ashtray to the face.

Exhibitionist Fail

You see all these videos of dudes intentionally getting caught beating off by maids. Jolly good fun. Then you have this sad motherfucker... dressed up like Little Bo Peep and chowing down on a 15 inch rubber cock. Way to kill the trend. Thanks guy.

09/16/10 Exhibition

Hammer Head

The novelty of having a 10 inch cock sure does fade quick when the head of your penis looks like a Platypus LOL. Rotate your dick 90 degrees and run it over with your Monte Carlo. You'll be aight. Video from ANAL IN THE AMAZON.

09/12/10 Bizarre

Even Women Premature Ejaculate

Lily Thai is ready to gush after just one pump but the cameraman doesn't want his set getting drenched with tuna puree, so she's forced to hold it in till a towel can be found. Funny shit but the real star is the token white guy to her right. PRICELESS facial expression.

Your Pussy Is Too Tight

Dude lasts as long in bed as DMX's acting career. Then tries to blame it on this pornstar's supposedly tight pussy. 'pornstar' and 'tight pussy'. Two words that really don't belong in the same sentence... but I digress.

09/05/10 Bangbros Premature

Fart Fail - HILARIOUS

This is Scarlett Pain. She's here to show you the after effects of scoffing down a #8 at Del Taco, extra chimichanga sauce. Except this visual demonstration kinda goes to shit towards the end. Quite literally I'm afraid.

08/28/10 Fart Fantasy Fail

The Vibrating Pussy

So what's the scientific reasoning behind this one? Either her twat has nerve damage or this is Hollow Man 3 and that mischievous fuck Kevin Bacon is back with a silenced Hitachi magic wand. Think about it.

08/28/10 POV Pervert Bizarre

Homer Lookalike

Well I'll be damned!

08/25/10

LOL Sexual Inferiority

Ya know what... when you're stuck with 4.2 inch weiner and the endurance of that fat fuck from ABC's Lost... propositioning a random big-dicked black dude to bang your wife really might not be all that great of an idea.

08/17/10 Premature

Daughter Of The Year 2

Hot ass outtake from in which a pornstar rings her mom as she takes it up the ass. Check out the full DVD to catch a separate outtake of some crazy bitch making small talk with grandma after getting DP'ed. Good stuff.

08/17/10 LULZ

Happy Ending Fail

Dude tries to land a happy ending at the local Korean massage parlor but has difficulty getting past the language barrier. Even a hilarious visual demonstration fails to get his point across. See his previous attempt HERE.

08/17/10 LULZ

Girl Orgasms Via Rollercoaster

I love how the dude stops laughing and goes completely silent once he realizes his girlfriend wasn't joking about having an orgasm. Sorry Peter, your cock just got one-upped by a cheap carnival ride. HUMILIATION.

08/11/10 Orgasms

Nice Plates

This was mailed in just the other day by a fan of the site. It's not his car. He stumbled upon it just by chance. What are the odds?

07/27/10

Awesome Fail

I don't know whats more fucked up: the fact that he's boning a woman older than dirt or how the enjoyment he gets from it leaves him socially retarded and unable to saying anything more than "AWESOME!". This is what happens when you use Craigslist to get your dick wet you dirty motherfuckers.

07/26/10 LULZ

Cheating Fail

Grandpa Willy's sexual escapade is derailed after the Mrs. makes an unexpected visit to his dungeon of spunk. After unleashing a fit of rage, a wild herd of Ukrainian hookers appear out of nowhere and make a run for the front door. One doesn't seem to make it. LOL.

07/21/10 Busted!
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