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Primitive Bondage

474,416 views 10/02/17

With The Assist 2

210,207 views 09/30/17

Calling an Audible

Perhaps 'audible' is the wrong word to use here, as it suggests this misfit anticipated the scene going any other possible way. She didn't. Trust me. I've been inside a Walmart parking lot on a Friday night - I know what I'm talking about.

2,595,990 views 09/28/17 Throated Fail

World's 1st Cum Hating Pornstar

Aim for dry ground and let 'er rip. That's been the formula for centuries... until Krystal "i have standards" Steal showed up. You see, she has more apathy for body fluids than Paula Deen has for low fat potato chippies. Ever wonder what it would be like if KFC had an all-you-can-eat buffet? That's the kind of 'sounds fun but always ends bad' disappointment I'm talking about here.

1,745,055 views 09/24/17 LULZ

Poke Her Eye Out 3

189,265 views 09/23/17 AnalVids.com Big Dicks

Never Judge A DVD By Its Cover

323,250 views 09/22/17 Asians

POWER OF CAWK

I feel like this has some deeper meaning than a porn parody of the exorcist. I just awed at it like it was a Salvador Dali painting or some shit, trying to figure out how my existence had brought me to this point.

1,927,471 views 09/18/17 Parody

Excited Or Terrified?

252,198 views 09/13/17 Big Dicks

Tit Fisting?

193,239 views 09/09/17

Pornstar OD's on Set

Ever wonder how these girls are able to accommodate penises large enough to legally require airbags? HINT: They take painkillers. Lots of 'em. And I'm not talking about the kind that leave you looking like the cover of Alison Arngrim's “Heeere's Amy". (look it up)

2,915,262 views 09/02/17 Fail

Just A Normal Workout 2

199,922 views 08/31/17 Crazy

The Ole' Switcharoony

She's got a secret. And it's not her immigration status.

2,726,172 views 08/28/17 Tranny

Rookie Has a Panic Attack

This one taught me two things: A) Breaking points are negotiable and B) Any case studies of being on the spectrum and in porn can now be cancelled. Dorkalina's got us covered.

3,116,333 views 08/24/17 BlowBangGirls Cum Haters

sAdisTic DJ sEtS girL on FIRE!

Apparently this is common in the grottos of Nigeria. I'm not so sure about it's entertainment value though. Some will look at this and see the peak of female empowerment... all I see is a barbecue even Homer fucking Simpson himself would've RSVP to.

2,218,569 views 08/19/17 WTF

I <3 Tits

321,440 views 08/16/17

Girlfriend Of The Year 2K17

Bridge piercing, stomach tattoos and the occasional rush to the emergency room for soft tissue damage. May I be so bold to say I haven't seen this level of intensity since The Shining.

4,155,166 views 08/13/17 Amateur

Fakest Ass Ever

217,952 views 08/05/17

Japanese Porn Is FUCKING CRAZY

You know you're in the golden age of porn when someone consults Michael Bay for their scene. Too bad the novelty of implied homicide wears off pretty quick when you have to multitask cumshots with Die Hard 1.

3,017,116 views 08/05/17 JAVHD Asians

It Was An Accident I Swear

375,774 views 07/25/17 Fail
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