The Saddest Penis in Japan

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Speculation time: Virginal? Medical condition? The mating ritual of the Monarch Middle-aged Edokko?
We may never know the real answer, but one thing is certain: His speed-running ability would earn front page access on Twitch. No questions asked.

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