YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

3,440,600 views

Here's some wisdom I picked up while watching an infomercial for Tony Little's Gazelle Sprintmaster - always maintain good form. Sloppy form is how people get Christopher Reeve'ed. Don't think the same is applicable to sucking dick? Neither did she.

Uploaded 03/15/12 Fail

Sorry, My Penis is Broken

General Zod experiences performance anxiety.

1,566,159 views 12/23/19 Fail

A happily married couple is currently pushing the boundaries of amateur porn. They're both jizz fanatics that mix their love of semen with public escapades. I wish I had a friend with a wife like this.

3,579,734 views 04/18/15 Public

Prostitute Daughter with Vaginalitis

This little gem won several local awards in Yugoslavia for most realistic plot, best dialogue, and even most influential male and female role model.

1,967,168 views 05/01/14 Granddadz.com LULZ

Tina's Bad Day

3,121,520 views 10/20/17 Wakeup-N-Fuck Fail

The Worst Tattoos in Porn 2023

For fuck sakes, these dorks could've thrown a dart at any billboard in Las Vegas and found better ideas to attach to their bodies permanently. I haven't seen people this far out of their comfort zones since the launch of Burger King's ultimate breakfast platter.

795,210 views 04/24/23 Fail

DID U HAZ FUN

Lispy the 'racist camera man' teaches us a new word and turns an anal scene into a hilarious cluster fuck. The music is a piece by Mozart and the title translates to "lick my ass"; seemed fitting.

2,955,594 views 02/23/15 Prolapse

Gianna PWNS Heckling Hector!

Dont let the bandana fool you. This cholo's 'tough guy' persona is about as real as his pleather jacket. Such is illustrated after Gianna does the unforgivable - an unconsensual snowball attack - which he takes like a total bitch. This is funny as fuck.

4,386,338 views 02/29/12 LULZ

She Quit Porn After This!

A near senile senior citizen has the best day of his life at the expense of aspiring pornstar "Jane Doe", who realizes somewhere after the 2:00 mark, that porn just isn't for her and was never seen again.

2,970,981 views 11/09/16 LULZ

The Most Beautiful Breakdown Ever

These two ~~carpet munchers~~ soul mates ~~engage in dikey lesbo sex~~ make passionate love and after cumming her brains out, she breaks into happy tears.

3,375,165 views 11/05/13 Elegant Angel Breakdowns

The Bukkake Hate Comp

Nothing spells H-I-G-H M-A-I-N-T-E-N-A-N-C-E like a lady refusing a gift. TEH FACTS: They'll never look at a 2-Liter the same again, tolerance is non-negotiable and getting them to do a sequel? Well... that's about as likely as Lebron James growing a hairline.

2,414,659 views 10/05/17 Premium Bukkake Cum Haters

Stranger ALMOST Ruins The Moment

Don't let the half-assed attempt at blurring out Jackin' Jerry's face fool you; The situation may very well be authentic. Such as illustrated by our power couple having more will to finish the story than Cody Rhodes. English translation possibly done by David Lynch.

1,029,670 views 04/04/24 Czech Streets Public

SORORITY GIRL FREAKOUT

61,082 views 04/15/24