How to Get Banned from the Military

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Leaking classified information? Mumbling incoherent rants about setting third world countries on fire? Shit, even International Dick Cricket Infestation would have appeared on my list sooner than 1 Tinder gremlin subjecting herself to 31 separate 8-man gangbangs in the fucking barracks. Yet... here we are.

Uploaded 07/11/22 Exhibition

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Public Degeneracy Volume 2

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Wallflower Fucks Up Orgy

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Threesomes: You're Doing it Wrong

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