How To Harass An 18 Y/O Into Doing Anal
I've heard a lot of desperate men say a lot of desperate shit just to keep their cocks submerged in teen sphincter.. but to essentially give a girl the greenlight to defecate on your penis just to avoid a 3 min. potty break? That's a level of dedication I hope to never know. FULL VIDEO HERE!.
Prostitute Lasts Only 28 Seconds
Technically she lasted closer to 10, but this guy isn't very fluent in "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", so that mahogany-stained browneye got pounded for a few more Missippi's than desired. Emphasis on mahogany-stained . lol. FULL VIDEO HERE.
B-hole brutally wrecked at the hands of some Italians, likely won't be able to walk straight for a week. No, this isn't my review for the new Parmesan Crusted Steak @ Olive Garden. This is the infamous Rocco vs. Roxy Jezel scene, and you should watch the uncut version HERE.
Crack addicts, painal, premature ejaculation... this video is more well rounded than the Denny's Grand Slam that I didn't pay for this morning. Unfortunately there's no kicker, but what it lacks in surprise endings... it makes up for in orgasmic zombie moans.
It's all fun n' games till you got a 14 inch dong knocking on the pearly gates of your anus. The pain hits her like a bag of Saved By The Bell VHS tapes, but this trooper refuses to quit. Some might call it desperation for a quick $450. I prefer the term 'integrity'. Full video HERE.
YIKES! Wigger Has Crazy Breakdown!
Poor chick. Freshly brainwashed by a 24 hour marathon of Pimp My Ride, she actually thought getting anally gangbanged by Jamal, Jamal, Jamal and Donatello would be fun. Thanks be to hemorrhoids, the reality check comes with the quickness. Download the full video HERE.
Painal is painal. I dont discriminate. Plus, I've waited 2 years to put that sound clip to use. The only thing lacking is some prolapse and "Ebony & Ivory" by Paul McCartney.
Two years hard time for bashing some girls head in with a sledgehammer? No problem. Thirty seconds of anal sex? No fucking way. Ladies and gentlemen - I present you the enigma of Mexican-American whores. Download the full video HERE.
Speech Disorders & Anal Sex Dont Mix
This white trash tart has a speech impediment that's left her sounding like Stan's cunt of a sister from South Park. But that's okay. The bulk of her dialogue has been limited to "ouch" and "that hurtz muddafucka". I wouldn't have it any other way. Download the full video HERE.
This skank accepted a check her cornhole cant cash. The producers offered her a $200 bonus in exchange for a little butt fuckery. Blinded by the riches, she foolishly agreed and now I present you with the end result. Full 43 minute video available HERE, in high fuckin def mind you.
Slick Rick goes in for an anal ambush after getting bored of his girlfriend's tuna pot pie. Naturally she leaps away in shock - a reflex this cocksmith had already anticipated. With the full use of his body weight, he sandwiches her into the mattress and sinks his dipstick deeper into her tunnel of stank. She's not too happy but a lil' smooth talk saves the day.
She screams "ow!" 87 times in the span of 3 minutes. The quality may be crap but you really cant complain with numbers like that.
I posted this awhile back but the clip was ruined by god awful Mexican music. Luckily an alternative version has now surfaced. Less Ricky Martin. More cries of pain.
Healthy Alternatives To Anal Sex
She rather suck off a fuckin golden retriever than take it up the butt. No joke. They even have an in depth conversation about dog cock just prior to the cumshot finale. Nothing like a little steamy dialogue to keep your noodle hard, right? More fucked up'ness available @ MEATHOLES.
Good god. I don't know what's sloppier - that tattoo or the vagina it was embedded upon. Looks like someone tried to turn her worn out cunt into a coloring book. HAHA. Full video available @ Facial Abuse.
This is FUCKING HILARIOUS.
She doesn't really look like a midget, but I assure you she is indeed a wee one. I just spent the last 1 minute and 13 seconds fapping to the full version, in which she clearly reveals her height to be a mere 4 foot 8. You know what that means? Facial Abuse is eligble for the highly coveted equal-opportunity employer of the year award! Vote accordingly.
She claims to have been fucked by a 100 different men, which is quite a bit of cock for a 19 year old. Hmmm, a real seasoned whore I thought to myself. But the second she was penetrated by a standard issue 8 incher, she started bawling so hard I had to mute the volume. Those 100 previous sexual partners didn't happen to be Chinese by any chance? That would almost explain it! Full video HERE.
Congratulations, you've completed level one of your terrorist training. Next up - golden showers and ass 2 mouth. Allah Akbar!