You Want To Quit... FOR REALZ?

B-hole brutally wrecked at the hands of some Italians, likely won't be able to walk straight for a week. No, this isn't my review for the new Parmesan Crusted Steak @ Olive Garden. This is the infamous Rocco vs. Roxy Jezel scene, and you should watch the uncut version HERE.

Date: 5.7.12 | Views: 979,356 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

No Lube FTW

Crack addicts, painal, premature ejaculation... this video is more well rounded than the Denny's Grand Slam that I didn't pay for this morning. Unfortunately there's no kicker, but what it lacks in surprise endings... it makes up for in orgasmic zombie moans.

Date: 3.28.12 | Views: 1,563,566 | Submitted By TG | Category: Painal

PAINAL: I Wont Give Up!

It's all fun n' games till you got a 14 inch dong knocking on the pearly gates of your anus. The pain hits her like a bag of Saved By The Bell VHS tapes, but this trooper refuses to quit. Some might call it desperation for a quick $450. I prefer the term 'integrity'. Full video HERE.

Date: 12.19.11 | Views: 2,144,988 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

YIKES! Wigger Has Crazy Breakdown!

Poor chick. Freshly brainwashed by a 24 hour marathon of Pimp My Ride, she actually thought getting anally gangbanged by Jamal, Jamal, Jamal and Donatello would be fun. Thanks be to hemorrhoids, the reality check comes with the quickness. Download the full video HERE.

Date: 12.5.11 | Views: 1,594,312 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

Tranny Wrecks Some Ass

Painal is painal. I dont discriminate. Plus, I've waited 2 years to put that sound clip to use. The only thing lacking is some prolapse and "Ebony & Ivory" by Paul McCartney.

Date: 9.15.11 | Views: 1,695,534 | Submitted By Marius | Category: Painal

Convicted Killer Hates Anal

Two years hard time for bashing some girls head in with a sledgehammer? No problem. Thirty seconds of anal sex? No fucking way. Ladies and gentlemen - I present you the enigma of Mexican-American whores. Download the full video HERE.

Date: 4.20.11 | Views: 1,400,888 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

Speech Disorders & Anal Sex Dont Mix

This white trash tart has a speech impediment that's left her sounding like Stan's cunt of a sister from South Park. But that's okay. The bulk of her dialogue has been limited to "ouch" and "that hurtz muddafucka". I wouldn't have it any other way. Download the full video HERE.

Date: 4.3.11 | Views: 1,316,217 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

But I Dont Do Anal

This skank accepted a check her cornhole cant cash. The producers offered her a $200 bonus in exchange for a little butt fuckery. Blinded by the riches, she foolishly agreed and now I present you with the end result. Full 43 minute video available HERE, in high fuckin def mind you.

Date: 12.27.10 | Views: 2,567,906 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

Sneak Attack

Slick Rick goes in for an anal ambush after getting bored of his girlfriend's tuna pot pie. Naturally she leaps away in shock - a reflex this cocksmith had already anticipated. With the full use of his body weight, he sandwiches her into the mattress and sinks his dipstick deeper into her tunnel of stank. She's not too happy but a lil' smooth talk saves the day.

Date: 6.29.10 | Views: 2,396,875 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

Cornhole Destruction

She screams "ow!" 87 times in the span of 3 minutes. The quality may be crap but you really cant complain with numbers like that.

Date: 2.22.10 | Views: 1,602,125 | Submitted By wetspot | Category: Painal

Healthy Alternatives To Anal Sex

She rather suck off a fuckin golden retriever than take it up the butt. No joke. They even have an in depth conversation about dog cock just prior to the cumshot finale. Nothing like a little steamy dialogue to keep your noodle hard, right? More fucked up'ness available @ MEATHOLES.

Date: 9.23.09 | Views: 2,814,443 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

Erotic Tattoo Fail

Good god. I don't know what's sloppier - that tattoo or the vagina it was embedded upon. Looks like someone tried to turn her worn out cunt into a coloring book. HAHA. Full video available @ Facial Abuse.

Date: 9.15.09 | Views: 1,991,744 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

Macho Man Cries From Anal

This is FUCKING HILARIOUS.

Date: 8.30.09 | Views: 1,188,756 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

Midget Quits Anal Scene

She doesn't really look like a midget, but I assure you she is indeed a wee one. I just spent the last 1 minute and 13 seconds fapping to the full version, in which she clearly reveals her height to be a mere 4 foot 8. You know what that means? Facial Abuse is eligble for the highly coveted equal-opportunity employer of the year award! Vote accordingly.

Date: 6.22.09 | Views: 2,068,781 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

Bishnu's First Anal

Congratulations, you've completed level one of your terrorist training. Next up - golden showers and ass 2 mouth. Allah Akbar!

Date: 4.3.09 | Views: 880,717 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

Butthole Obliteration

This is a repost. I'm afraid my stock pile of grotesque porn has dried up. I could really use some good submissions right about now - preferably videos of you ejaculating on to the face of your passed out girlfriend and/or big sister. Help me out and I'll love you forever!

Date: 2.25.09 | Views: 1,064,864 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

Is This Your Mom?

What would you do if this turned out to be your mom? I don't even want to register the thought so I'm gonna push it on to you guys. All I know is my entire keyboard would be covered in vomit. Yours would probably be covered in jizz haha. Now go download the full 30 minute video HERE for only $2.95.

Date: 12.16.08 | Views: 1,480,268 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

Take It Easy On Her Ass

or you just might bust it open, similair to THIS, and dats not berry nice snarf snarf! (Yes, this is a repost. I got about 2 dozen emails from people wanting to see the full version, which is only like a minute longer but okay here it is!)

Date: 11.18.08 | Views: 4,841,745 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

Turkish Painful Anal

This one is a little open-ended. There's no money shot or anything, which gives us the opportunity to use our imaginations and draw our own conclusions. Perhaps she had a prolapse, ran off the set in humiliation, then went flat broke and turned to prostitution? Sounds about right to me.

Date: 10.22.08 | Views: 1,917,256 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

Indian Girl Almost Quits Anal Scene

These girls only do anal cause it lands them an extra $200 on their paycheck. That's a lot like getting paid $1,000 to go down on a 400 pound lady & then being offered an extra $100 to toss her wart-infested salad. It's just not worth it. But while were on the subject of bargains, for $2.95 you can download the full 40 minute version of this fucked up video... and trust me, it gets a lot more fucked up. Just click HERE an fap away.

Date: 10.14.08 | Views: 2,934,680 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal