I want to be like this guy. I want to have woman begging for my cock and me be all like "lol no, slut" but I just don't see this happening. I mean right now I get rejected by everyone, including prostitutes (yes, even the black ones) so I don't know what the fuck to do. Maybe one of you will beg for my cock? C'mon, it's Christmas. Let me penetrate your holiday spirit.
Tensions rise after this rat fink is left to marinate in a pool of spunk, which apparently burns like tobasco once it seeps into the eyes. She demands a towel, they intentionally stall. Pretty funny shit. Full video available HERE.