The man. The myth. The cease and desists from Keebler elves. This is the definitive collection of a 4 foot pitbull known only as [El Pony DeBilbao]. note: If the facial expressions look familiar to you, then you too have felt the sweet kiss of Red Lobster's endless shrimp and biscuit platter. A feeling taken from us all too soon...
Director gets annoyed after discovering the star of his young/innocent themed porno flick is actually a post-crackwhorian guttertramp with a horrendous tattoo right where it counts. That's like casting Steven Segal in a drama about terminally ill lesbians. Some things you just cant pull off, no matter how big your ponytail is.
