The literal definition of NOT WIFE MATERIAL. The last thing you need in your life is to lose half of your net worth to a person that thinks their unwiped asshole compliments the dollar menu at McDonald's.
I guess he figured that once she laid eyes on his 7 inch yankee doodle, she wouldn't be able to resist and that a 'happy ending' would ensue. The Motel 6 guy actually shared the same ideology. Too much late night Cinemax porn can really fuck with your head these days.
