Never Quit, Never Surrender

Entitled Internet hooker has a 6-year-long FML moment after realizing competition in an over-saturated market is a bitch. Fortunately she's great at handling her feelings like an adult. And by "adult" I mean insufferable cunting of the highest order. Famous last words @3:15.

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