The CAUGHT Compilation [2018-2]

The CAUGHT Compilation [2018-2]

Every good film deserves 4 sequels... and many moons ago I stumbled upon a select few degenerates that give less fucks about 'dignity' and 'clean STD tests' than the roster of the 1970 Lakers. Venturing into dead meme territory, but the hole-to-hole acrobatics are worth a followup.

2,445,094 10.12.18 EF Busted!
Mom Goals

Mom Goals

Who the fuck comes up with these hybrid fetish flicks? Next time you producers want to get creative, how about coating a machete in Zoloft and fucking Logan Paul up the cornholio until he's smiling like Matt Damon on the cover of Good Will Hunting? Google it. [MORE]

2,279,512 10.06.18 TG Incest
Uncle Dick-Dont-Fit

Uncle Dick-Dont-Fit

Sonuva bitch... dude's packing the kind of penis that can only be described as "an emergency every time I have to take a piss". Time to call up AARP and find out what size wheelbarrow they're willing to cover for this kind of disability. Something in a dual-wheel polycarbon should do it.

2,278,764 10.24.18 EF Big Dicks
Ultra Alpha

Ultra Alpha

Would Denmark Mafia be so kind as to turn the soundbyte at 0:24 into their next banger? That's the kind of collaboration that can fuel my beat-off sessions all the way into spring. More Woodman HERE and HERE. [SOURCE]

2,191,720 11.19.18 TG Orgasms
Ultra Beta

Ultra Beta

This is ridiculous. Not 'haha-ridiculous' like a slab of society identifying as non-binary lesbian toaster strudel. Dude has zero reaction to strangers stuffing his girl like a Walmart ham, and here I am just waiting for David Attenborough's explanation as to why.

2,158,959 11.14.18 TG Cuckold
Vlad the Impaler

Vlad the Impaler

What's hung like a Clydesdale and knows less words than a Pokemon? He's known simply as Vlad, and 37 states require a permit to walk around with that fucking thing in public. [SOURCE]

2,146,854 11.04.18 Bangbros Big Dicks
High Maintenance

High Maintenance

Her claim to fame is deplorable... but when the clothes come off her barbarian hips look like they can survive giving birth to Danny Devito and it's fuckin' beautiful. 5/5 Yelp stars, would eat again.

2,091,525 12.17.18 TG Vintage
The Regret is REAL

The Regret is REAL

From stone cold fox, to Stone Cold Steve Austin. #fap [SOURCE]

2,086,968 09.18.18 TG Funny
The Caught Compilation [2019]

The Caught Compilation [2019]

Flipping the Minnow, Clubbing the Chimp, Procrastabating, Shaking Hands with Bruce Willis - Call it what you want. I refer to it as the only reason to leave the house other than to stock up on Mr. Pibb and fried dough. Shoutouts to feminism for empowering these women.

2,082,725 03.26.19 Various Busted!
The Sneakiest Mom on Pornhub

The Sneakiest Mom on Pornhub

If only she put this amount of effort into bribing a dean to get Suzie to the top of her class, she wouldn't have to resort to flashing gash next to the all-wheel drive hybrids. Consider it a selling point... like combining hand moisturizer and the new Aladdin soundtrack. GET 'ER DUN.

2,023,821 03.16.19 TG WTF
The Selena Vargas Story

The Selena Vargas Story

Admittedly an Internet classic by every definition, so chances are you've already squeezed a hog or 3 to this unfaithful slootanany. But I've never seen this edit before so release the pigs and let's retrojack again for old times sake. Full story HERE Original edit HERE

1,982,717 01.15.19 MadCompilation Ouch!
Cum-Haters [2019]

Cum-Haters [2019]

Girls that agree to do porn + Refusing to take an ivory shower without a temper tantrum. An interesting combination, backseated only by Burger King's Quad Stacker + Charmin Ultra Soft. Sprinkle in a pinch of sexual anxiety and you got endless fap material my friends.

1,961,474 02.11.19 Various LULZ
The Cheaters Compilation

The Cheaters Compilation

LIFE LESSON #186: If your poker face is weaker than the walls of Alec Baldwin's rectum - stay the fuck out of the side-chick game. Last time I saw this level of angst in a female, I had to translate "yes, nickles are so a currency" into English for a Sudanese hooker. (thx Alexa)

1,858,220 11.09.18 Anonymous Busted!
Nowhere to Run

Nowhere to Run

Sorry to all competing rookies out there trying to cover the Vagisil bill: This is the type of content you need to be producing now. Those glory days of not acting like somebody hooked a lawn mower battery to your fallopian tubes to get attention are over. Devon... get the Flex Tape.

1,818,933 02.17.19 TG Big Dicks
White Girl Overload

White Girl Overload

Hefty LGBTQA+3.14 troglodyke gets last nights Hungry Man dinner ejected out of her after trying to post up on the wrong block. Lesson Learned: When it comes to esophageal tolerance, don't mess with the black people.

1,800,544 12.11.18 Anonymous Porn Bloopers
NOTHING is Impossible

NOTHING is Impossible

Pigs flying, A Manson Family Hanukkah special & Clean underwear after all-you-can-eat Chinese food. These are all things I expected to see long before a man that has mastered the art of hands-free ejacs. Next time do it into the palm of a guy named Carlos. It's called the Puerto Rican Panhandle, I invented it.

1,700,237 11.26.18 Anonymous Exhibition
Warning: Advanced Users ONLY

Warning: Advanced Users ONLY

11 Seconds: That's the average time it takes for one family-sized order of Chang's Orange Chicken to kick flip it's way out of my body and make it's way back to the manure farm. It's also the amount of time it takes the new poster girl for "LOLIDGAF" to get the official Efukt seal of approval. You're welcome. [MORE]

1,678,927 05.26.19 JaneWilde Anal
"You deserved it"

"You deserved it"

Much like Cardi B's popularity, one has to question why this even exists in and how we got here in the first place. Emphasis on the Oscar-award winning method acting seen in the opening dialogue. Simply brilliant. More HERE.

1,646,576 06.21.19 GHAWD Amateur
Just Camwhore Things

Just Camwhore Things

Dare to use your pocket change to encourage these females and you'll usually be rewarded with disappointment. Or more seizures than an epileptic with a fast pass to Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey. REASON: Bitches be fakin. SPOILER: These ones aren't. MORE.

1,613,132 01.06.19 Various Camwhores
Unexpected Fetish

Unexpected Fetish

Did flashing interns at the local 7-11 becoming a challenge or something? Apparently this miscreant prefers the orifices less traveled. Specifically the ones small enough to give Tiger Woods anxiety attacks. C-L-A-S-S-Y.

1,542,249 04.18.19 Anonymous Drunk
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