THE BEST OF UNWANTED FACIALS

THE BEST OF UNWANTED FACIALS

101 clips of potential children splashing into the faces of bitches that ain't down with it. HAHA! [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15] [SONG]

3,066,077 09.30.16 Various LULZ
'Original P'

'Original P'

Back in the mid 1900's, she was Italy's "Original Pornstar". Today she's senile, decrepit and probably doesn't even know whats going on but someone let her out the nursing home for one last porno shoot. lol wtf. FULL SCENE.

3,044,097 01.30.15 Jo Bizarre
Awkward Asian Fellates 10 Dicks

Awkward Asian Fellates 10 Dicks

I've never seen someone so happy to get gang banged in the mouth...but I guess anything beats being back home making soccer balls in the rice fields. [Full Scene: HERE] and [Her Other eFukt Appearance: HERE]

2,111,426 10.09.16 Anonymous Asians
78 Percent Of His Sexual Partners Quit

78 Percent Of His Sexual Partners Quit

This is legendary pipe layer Big Red, most notable for his 7 inch penis and it's not-so-cervix-friendly curvature. The end result tends to involve women screaming louder than Warwick Davis after the release of box office figures on Leprechaun 4: In Space. MORE HERE.

7,606,506 08.15.12 admin LULZ
Happy XMAS From eFukt

Happy XMAS From eFukt

Bad judgement and holiday cheer combine forces like John McAffe and discounted hookers. Speaking of the scatmaster himself, he already gave us a gift nobody can top. BUY VERGE. When it's 2018, and you're knee deep in Cambodian cornhole island, remember who got you there.
[Santa Baby] [SONG]

1,324,076 12.23.17 EF LULZ
Crazy Squealing Orgasm

Crazy Squealing Orgasm

This girl is a total nymph. Bang her extra deep and you'll be rewarded with a sound you'd normally only hear in a fucked up Peta video. Hot shit. Now about this vid - it's from a site called Watch Us Fuck, created by a duo that's been documenting their own sex life since age 18. Go HERE.

7,461,327 07.17.11 admin Orgasms
Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party

Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party

This girl has an emotional breakdown immediately following a facial. I initially assumed the obvious - dude must love his jumbo asparagus. But upon a 2nd viewing, I spotted a wedding band on the left hand. This is the part where I'm supposed to call her a whore. Personally, I'd rather just comfort her and smell her butt. I'm romantic like that. Full vid HERE.

7,773,941 01.25.12 Dylan LULZ
Donnie's Feed and Seed

Donnie's Feed and Seed

Around the 1:50 mark she denies a handful of the colonel's secret recipe. Uh uh. If that's her idea of cutting back on carbs, I'd love to know how she celebrates Thanksgiving. But the real question is: How many 2-for-1 Golden Corral coupons does it take to make this transaction possible?

1,031,620 12.18.17 Ajit Pai Cuckold
Exorcism via Anal

Exorcism via Anal

Deep in the dungeon of KINK studios, they have accidentally unleashed a demon poltergeist from a troubled young girl. A sweet girl that finds vaginal sex super boring and only gets off from evil butt sex. Full Scene: HERE.

3,655,436 09.23.15 Lukas Orgasms
Spank That Pussy

Spank That Pussy

Contents under pressure. I wonder what would happen if you poked that thing with a needle. Would tapioca pudding leak out?

1,902,256 06.08.08 admin Beef Curtains
OOPS! I Stabbed Your Cervix!

OOPS! I Stabbed Your Cervix!

Some "feels" I am glad I will never experience in life. Child birth, menstrual cramps, bamboo fingernail torture, or when a unlubed and unwelcomed penis randomly kicks open the door to the house of pain. FULL VIDEOS HERE - 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

4,095,626 06.26.13 DB Wrong Hole
Pornstar OD's on Set

Pornstar OD's on Set

Ever wonder how these girls are able to accommodate penises large enough to legally require airbags? HINT: They take painkillers. Lots of 'em. And I'm not talking about the kind that leave you looking like the cover of Alison Arngrim's “Heeere's Amy". (look it up) [FULL SCENE HERE]

1,807,555 09.02.17 EF Drugs
When in Thailand...

When in Thailand...

Dave Corey snapchatted his Bangkok vacation experience with a ladyboy. Corey is now a living legend.

3,134,301 09.12.16 Anonymous Tranny
The Ole' Switcharoony

The Ole' Switcharoony

She's got a secret. And it's not her immigration status. [Full Scene: HERE]

1,549,392 08.28.17 Anonymous Traps
Girl Got HIV After Doing Anal

Girl Got HIV After Doing Anal

This is the story of Lara Roxx - a French Canadian who's career as a hardcore pornstar was derailed before it even began. She contracted HIV just after her first shoot - which involved taking 2 fat cocks up the ass simultaneously... aka "double anal"... aka just beggin for a blood transfusion.

2,554,304 05.13.10 admin Documentary
Rookie Has a Panic Attack

Rookie Has a Panic Attack

This one taught me two things: A) Breaking points are negotiable and B.) Any case studies of being on the spectrum and in porn can now be cancelled. Dorkalina's got us covered. [Full Scene: HERE]

1,720,295 08.24.17 BBG LULZ
Trolling Wannabe Pornstars 2K16!

Trolling Wannabe Pornstars 2K16!

A whole new gang of ho's have greyhounded their way to New Jersey to get their pornstar dreams tested and destroyed by the most savage camera man in porno history. [Full Scenes] [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

3,398,960 04.30.16 FF LULZ
FUCK1NG DESTROY3D

FUCK1NG DESTROY3D

This is like the pornographic equivalent of kicking a cute little lost puppy. Only the puppy is totally fuckable and I get a weird boner watching its face, self esteem and even its tonsils get totally fucking rekt. FULL SCENE + MOAR.

3,613,635 01.19.15 Duran LULZ
WTF Moments In Pornography

WTF Moments In Pornography

Five possibly boner killing clips from otherwise decent porn scenes. Featuring a magic penis that gives a girl the ability to communicate with water mammals as well as an unconscious teenager and another that cries. haha. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5] [ SONG]

3,032,414 12.05.16 Anonymous WTF
Clingers

Clingers

I've always enjoyed the finer things in life, namely the Wendy's Cheddar Lover's Bacon cheeseburger, Cuba Gooding Jr. films and watching twats get used up like a Stretch Armstrong doll. Just watch. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #11, #12, #13.

5,238,490 12.30.11 Sewer Insertions
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