Back in the mid 1900's, she was Italy's "Original Pornstar". Today she's senile, decrepit and probably doesn't even know whats going on but someone let her out the nursing home for one last porno shoot. lol wtf. FULL SCENE.
I've never seen someone so happy to get gang banged in the mouth...but I guess anything beats being back home making soccer balls in the rice fields. [Full Scene: HERE] and [Her Other eFukt Appearance: HERE]
This is legendary pipe layer Big Red, most notable for his 7 inch penis and it's not-so-cervix-friendly curvature. The end result tends to involve women screaming louder than Warwick Davis after the release of box office figures on Leprechaun 4: In Space. MORE HERE.
Bad judgement and holiday cheer combine forces like John McAffe and discounted hookers. Speaking of the scatmaster himself, he already gave us a gift nobody can top. BUY VERGE. When it's 2018, and you're knee deep in Cambodian cornhole island, remember who got you there. [Santa Baby] [SONG]
This girl is a total nymph. Bang her extra deep and you'll be rewarded with a sound you'd normally only hear in a fucked up Peta video. Hot shit. Now about this vid - it's from a site called Watch Us Fuck, created by a duo that's been documenting their own sex life since age 18. Go HERE.
This girl has an emotional breakdown immediately following a facial. I initially assumed the obvious - dude must love his jumbo asparagus. But upon a 2nd viewing, I spotted a wedding band on the left hand. This is the part where I'm supposed to call her a whore. Personally, I'd rather just comfort her and smell her butt. I'm romantic like that. Full vid HERE.
Around the 1:50 mark she denies a handful of the colonel's secret recipe. Uh uh. If that's her idea of cutting back on carbs, I'd love to know how she celebrates Thanksgiving. But the real question is: How many 2-for-1 Golden Corral coupons does it take to make this transaction possible?
Deep in the dungeon of KINK studios, they have accidentally unleashed a demon poltergeist from a troubled young girl. A sweet girl that finds vaginal sex super boring and only gets off from evil butt sex. Full Scene: HERE.
Some "feels" I am glad I will never experience in life. Child birth, menstrual cramps, bamboo fingernail torture, or when a unlubed and unwelcomed penis randomly kicks open the door to the house of pain. FULL VIDEOS HERE - 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
Ever wonder how these girls are able to accommodate penises large enough to legally require airbags? HINT: They take painkillers. Lots of 'em. And I'm not talking about the kind that leave you looking like the cover of Alison Arngrim's “Heeere's Amy". (look it up) [FULL SCENE HERE]
This is the story of Lara Roxx - a French Canadian who's career as a hardcore pornstar was derailed before it even began. She contracted HIV just after her first shoot - which involved taking 2 fat cocks up the ass simultaneously... aka "double anal"... aka just beggin for a blood transfusion.
A whole new gang of ho's have greyhounded their way to New Jersey to get their pornstar dreams tested and destroyed by the most savage camera man in porno history. [Full Scenes] [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]
This is like the pornographic equivalent of kicking a cute little lost puppy. Only the puppy is totally fuckable and I get a weird boner watching its face, self esteem and even its tonsils get totally fucking rekt. FULL SCENE + MOAR.
Five possibly boner killing clips from otherwise decent porn scenes. Featuring a magic penis that gives a girl the ability to communicate with water mammals as well as an unconscious teenager and another that cries. haha. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5] [ SONG]
I've always enjoyed the finer things in life, namely the Wendy's Cheddar Lover's Bacon cheeseburger, Cuba Gooding Jr. films and watching twats get used up like a Stretch Armstrong doll. Just watch. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #11, #12, #13.