It's Only Smellz

It's Only Smellz

Never have I seen a man do something so incredibly vile with such charm. Where there's tension, he provides laughter. Where there's pain, he provides comfort. And where there's feces on the tip of his penis... he provides dinner. Song HERE and 40 MINUTE VIDEO HERE.

6,847,378 12.19.12 TG LULZ
The Caught Compilation [2017]

The Caught Compilation [2017]

A five minute crash-course on how to squeeze every moment out of your favorite side piece, as illustrated by the shameless, the morally-deprived, and the defenders of all things Insane Clown Posse. It's priceless information really. Trust me on this one. More HERE and HERE

4,315,216 07.22.17 Various Busted!
18 Year Old Manlet VS Pornstar

18 Year Old Manlet VS Pornstar

An awkward 120 LB man-child thinks he has what it takes to make his porn debut with a pornstar that can't math. But even with the deer in headlights look in his eyes, he somehow pulls off the incredible. FULL SCENE HERE.

10,224,868 01.02.15 BBros Virgins
Mom Goals

Mom Goals

Who the fuck comes up with these hybrid fetish flicks? Next time you producers want to get creative, how about coating a machete in Zoloft and fucking Logan Paul up the cornholio until he's smiling like Matt Damon on the cover of Good Will Hunting? Google it. [MORE]

2,120,675 10.06.18 TG Incest
Just Camwhore Things

Just Camwhore Things

Dare to use your pocket change to encourage these females and you'll usually be rewarded with disappointment. Or more seizures than an epileptic with a fast pass to Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey. REASON: Bitches be fakin. SPOILER: These ones aren't. MORE.

1,477,262 01.06.19 Various Camwhores
NOTHING is Impossible

NOTHING is Impossible

Pigs flying, A Manson Family Hanukkah special & Clean underwear after all-you-can-eat Chinese food. These are all things I expected to see long before a man that has mastered the art of hands-free ejacs. Next time do it into the palm of a guy named Carlos. It's called the Puerto Rican Panhandle, I invented it.

1,578,244 11.26.18 Anonymous Exhibition
The Socially Awkward Teenager

The Socially Awkward Teenager

When it's a girl's first time doing hardcore porn and she's too nervous on camera to put two syllables together, you get what I imagine to be the closest experience to fucking a corpse you can have without taking a trip to the morgue. Luckily the awkwardness only makes me harder. FULL VIDEO HERE.

4,388,745 08.13.13 TG LULZ
Incest Porn Finally Goes too Far

Incest Porn Finally Goes too Far

Overzealous producer does the unthinkable: Asks his lead actress to inhale a blob of her own mother's farm-fresh protein. But instead of saving a minisecule amount of self-respect for her own golden years, she chows down like the Amazon gift card they paid her with was worth it. #HUMILIATION

1,966,388 08.25.18 TG Incest
Amatuer Sex Tape FAILS [2018]

Amatuer Sex Tape FAILS [2018]

Only 1 thing compliments the relaxed feel of a holiday weekend - And that's getting more rash on your crotch from a guy you salad-tossed than the toilet in a Portuguese farmhouse. And to those inbreds in the last clip: End the bloodline here. This never needs to happen again.

2,405,833 09.01.18 Various Amateur
The Accidental Anal Compilation

The Accidental Anal Compilation

Not much is worse (or funnier) than an unexpected penis bashing some hoer O-ring with little forewarning or lube. Ideally, zero forewarning and zero lubes. [Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9]

4,372,468 04.09.17 Various Painal
The CAUGHT Compilation [2018]

The CAUGHT Compilation [2018]

Admittedly these are all pretty standard 'i drank 2 entire Coronas on spring break and had sex with a house plant' plot lines... but dude in the last clip has some explaining to do. Like, this is why I have to wear diapers at 27-years-old kind of explaining. PARTS 1 - 2 - 3

2,577,342 06.25.18 Anonymous Busted!
How to Seduce a Black Woman

How to Seduce a Black Woman

Step 1: Have the genetics of a Ugandan warrior
Step 2: The good mustard
Step 3: Repeat

1,022,178 01.11.19 TG Strippers
Destiny Deville is Clinically Insane

Destiny Deville is Clinically Insane

Looks like someone crossbred Rosario Dawson with a howler monkey and gave it rabies. But this isn't for the lulz... more about awareness. You honestly don't even need video for this. The soundtrack alone is enough to keep my Bugle Boy cut-offs on the rinse cycle. [Full Scene]

1,268,675 12.02.18 Paul Crazy
How To Fail in Porn [x2+]

How To Fail in Porn [x2+]

A hilarious short story about the prettiest ogre girl from the little village of Mordor... She was looking for her big break but instead she was left with only $250, a butt load of pain and a mouth full of grossness... Me gusta? [sauce]

9,435,017 05.10.15 TG Painal
The Caught Compilation

The Caught Compilation

This piece highlights some cases of shoulda locked the fucking door but I'm thinking with my genitals and other hilarious cases of people getting busted. More cam whores HERE. Intermission song HERE.

8,816,804 02.14.15 Various Busted!
The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars

The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars

Facial Abuse got a new cameraman... but filming naive skanks getting blunt force trauma to the vajayjay is really only half his craft. His true talent lies in his usage of the English vocabulary. He's like the Shakespeare of talking shit. Funny as fuck. Download all vids HERE. [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

7,797,061 09.08.11 admin LULZ
The Regret is REAL

The Regret is REAL

From stone cold fox, to Stone Cold Steve Austin. #fap [SOURCE]

1,970,053 09.18.18 TG Funny
Genghis Khandom

Genghis Khandom

I bet you $3.50 and the remainder of my orange julius this loathsome creature is a thriving member of the furry community. Also: The one time a video on the Internet isn't fake and this is what you give me? Fuck it, let's contact the guy at the 1:00 mark in this video and get him to one-up the entire thing with a Mazda Miata.

793,955 02.06.19 Anonymous Bizarre
Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party

Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party

This girl has an emotional breakdown immediately following a facial. I initially assumed the obvious - dude must love his jumbo asparagus. But upon a 2nd viewing, I spotted a wedding band on the left hand. This is the part where I'm supposed to call her a whore. Personally, I'd rather just comfort her and smell her butt. I'm romantic like that. Full vid HERE.

8,329,046 01.25.12 Dylan LULZ
Cuck Has Second Thoughts

Cuck Has Second Thoughts

He finally decided it was time to let his wife try fucking a black dude... just once. He even films it so they can look back on this special moment. Good call because half way through he starts getting wet feet about the whole 'stranger fucking my wife' thing. SONG.

5,102,919 04.09.16 TG Cuckold
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