BUT I'M A VIRGIN!

BUT I'M A VIRGIN!

The "Demon Pussy" girl is back in a new adventure in potentially one of the best and most retarded scripted porn scenes ever. Kevin Smith is sure to cum buckets over the dialogue alone. [Full Scene: HERE and song: HERE]

2,950,974 04.24.17 TG Anal
Biggest Whore on YouTube

Biggest Whore on YouTube

Luna Bella. Maybe you've already heard of her? She's no Alexis Ren. But what she's lacking in personality, genetics and decency, she makes up for in... well, nothing actually. Her tits look like they were bolted on by a blind intern at Lego Land, and I don't know whether to run or rim.

1,872,990 01.01.18 ThotPatrol Amateur
THAT'S GOTTA FUCKING HURT!

THAT'S GOTTA FUCKING HURT!

Inspired by scenes from "Ichi:The Killer", these producers have reached some sort of new bizarre milestone in adult video. [Moar Like This: HERE]

1,375,297 02.20.18 Philosuffer Bizarre
The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars

The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars

Facial Abuse got a new cameraman... but filming naive skanks getting blunt force trauma to the vajayjay is really only half his craft. His true talent lies in his usage of the English vocabulary. He's like the Shakespeare of talking shit. Funny as fuck. Download all vids HERE. [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

7,367,815 09.08.11 admin LULZ
Most Retarded Porn Plots In History

Most Retarded Porn Plots In History

Scenes: [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6]

1,236,642 03.28.18 porno5pirates WTF
Endless Orgasm Causes Brain Damage

Endless Orgasm Causes Brain Damage

Using some sort of futuristic device stolen off the set of Stargate SG-1, this woman's clitoris is vibrated into an orgasmic oblivion. Imagine if the lead characters of both The Exorcist and I Am Sam were delicately molded into one - this woman is what you'd get. More HERE!

6,160,199 11.10.10 admin Orgasms
Just Tha Tip

Just Tha Tip

Shane Diesel the type of nigga that gotta stand when he poops or his dick floats in the water. His dick so big he can't even go balls deep on these professional cock smugglers without causing serious internal injuries. FULL SCENE.

6,162,891 04.21.15 BBros Penis
The Caught Compilation TWO

The Caught Compilation TWO

Peeping Toms, Darling Nikki's and other miscellaneous perverts getting hilariously interrupted in the middle of trying to bust nuts.

5,144,094 06.04.16 Various Busted!
How Is This Even Possible

How Is This Even Possible

Heads up kids, this one's gonna blow your fuckin yamaka away. It involves gummy bears, Rocky-inspired butthole punching, and an Alien 1 chest-burster reenactment so brutal you just might soil your Fruit of the Loom's. DOWNLOAD FULL VIDEO HERE.

8,622,688 07.23.12 KMB Fisting
The Giggliest Girl in Porn

The Giggliest Girl in Porn

There's 3 things that simply no longer exist in my world: 1.) pornography induced erections 2.) positive feedback on my 'this is what a feminist looks like' tee and 3.) dinners at P.F. Changs that do NOT result in 1st degree burns to my anus. This vid solved 2 outta 3. FULL VIDEO HERE.

7,274,442 04.17.13 Stryfe LULZ
OFFICIAL: The Most Vile Girl on the Internet

OFFICIAL: The Most Vile Girl on the Internet

Some women require foreplay to get off. Others, Little Caesars 5 for $5.00. And then there's Jessica Carrboro aka The Crotch Vampire, who takes no less than a scoop of organic strawberry swirl to get moist. I say this with complete sincerity: You're not ready for her.

1,795,053 01.06.18 TG Nasty
13 INCHER = RIDICULOUS ORGASM

13 INCHER = RIDICULOUS ORGASM

Two petite Asians get the fried rice fucked out of em. All original videos + more available HERE.

6,896,284 01.04.12 admin Orgasms
TUMBLR Horror Story

TUMBLR Horror Story

This is kinda disturbing... and I don't mean haha-distubring like when Dennis Rodman became our ambassador for nuclear warfare. This woman is fragile, deranged and sees more abuse than an EBT card at a New Jersey Casino. I don't know if I should cringe or nominate her for an AVN award.

1,698,980 01.18.18 Anonymous Amateur
Mom Watches Daughters Blowjob Audition

Mom Watches Daughters Blowjob Audition

This is pretty fucked up... and awesome! Mom is so supportive of her pornstar daughter, I'm surprised she didn't bring everyone snacks. Full Scene HERE.

5,250,496 11.29.14 Duran Bizarre
14 Incher Causes Gianna To Quit

14 Incher Causes Gianna To Quit

I've never seen Gianna cave before, no matter how big the cock. It's as if her vaginal canal is made of Teflon, with more square footage than James Van Deer Beek's forehead. But after watching this, I'm not so sure. Sources for intro 1, 2, 4, 5. Full tap-out scene HERE.

9,458,068 04.10.12 TG LULZ
Anally Destroying a Mentally Disturbed Teenager

Anally Destroying a Mentally Disturbed Teenager

This whole glorious scene is a beautiful train wreck and I can't fucking wait to hear a epic drum and bass remix of this. :) Full Scene (Mandy): HERE. [Remix #1] [Remix #2]

6,918,557 05.21.15 TG LULZ
Bad Boyfriends 2

Bad Boyfriends 2

Much like the original Evil Dead trilogy, this goes from semi-romantic to LOL IT'S TIME TO STOP pretty damn quick. A taint-punching compilation that can only be truly appreciated by vaping-enthusiasts and those that refuse to listen to Limp Bizkit unless it's on vinyl. Part 1 HERE

2,472,764 11.08.17 EF WTF
18 Year Old Manlet VS Pornstar

18 Year Old Manlet VS Pornstar

An awkward 120 LB man-child thinks he has what it takes to make his porn debut with a pornstar that can't math. But even with the deer in headlights look in his eyes, he somehow pulls off the incredible. FULL SCENE HERE.

9,741,217 01.02.15 BBros Virgins
Get Naked Or Die

Get Naked Or Die

Sometimes I get hate mail over videos like this. I guess they fail to realize that by posting this shit, I'm only increasing the chances of the culprits being identified and caught. It's kinda like America's Most Wanted, except people actually watch my show.

3,132,825 08.24.09 admin Groped
Tricked Into Fisting

Tricked Into Fisting

The Oakland Doorknob. German Knuckle Cake. Mongolian Taco Punching. Not buying Bitcoin when it was 73 cents. It goes by a lotta different names. But the shame... thats always the same. [MORE]

2,064,818 11.17.17 TG Incest
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