Big Dick Syndrome

Big Dick Syndrome

Aye carumba! Nice elephant cock dood! But I forsee 1 little problem... the only creatures with big enough holes for you to fuck are large horses and gay pornstars who've been subjected to olympian gangbangs. Tough break bro!

4,822,491 08.26.08 admin Penis
Oscar-Worthy Anal

Oscar-Worthy Anal

We're gonna need that statue back, Leo. [SONG]

938,484 11.13.17 GapeHorn AIDS
The Caught Compilation [2017]

The Caught Compilation [2017]

A five minute crash-course on how to squeeze every moment out of your favorite side piece, as illustrated by the shameless, the morally-deprived, and the defenders of all things Insane Clown Posse. It's priceless information really. Trust me on this one. More HERE and HERE

2,945,657 07.22.17 Various Busted!
The Accidental Anal Compilation

The Accidental Anal Compilation

Not much is worse (or funnier) than an unexpected penis bashing some hoer O-ring with little forewarning or lube. Ideally, zero forewarning and zero lubes. [Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9]

3,290,848 04.09.17 Various Painal
Japanese Porn Is FUCKING CRAZY

Japanese Porn Is FUCKING CRAZY

You know you're in the golden age of porn when someone consults Michael Bay for their scene. Too bad the novelty of implied homicide wears off pretty quick when you have to multitask cumshots with Die Hard 1. More yippee ki-yay mother fuckin eggroll hijinx [HERE] [SONG]

1,718,447 08.05.17 Anonymous Asians
Japanese Porn Prodigy Looks 12

Japanese Porn Prodigy Looks 12

He may be smaller than a fourth grader but this little nigga is huge in Japan right now. His name Koheynishi, he's 23 and he shoots, directs and even stars in his own line of JAV titles. [More: HERE / SONG1 and SONG2]

2,069,281 02.27.17 TG Asians
Girlfriend Of The Year 2K17

Girlfriend Of The Year 2K17

Bridge piercing, stomach tattoos and the occasional rush to the emergency room for soft tissue damage. May I be so bold to say I haven't seen this level of intensity since The Shining. More HERE

2,261,283 08.13.17 TG Amateur
Clingers

Clingers

I've always enjoyed the finer things in life, namely the Wendy's Cheddar Lover's Bacon cheeseburger, Cuba Gooding Jr. films and watching twats get used up like a Stretch Armstrong doll. Just watch. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #11, #12, #13.

5,127,270 12.30.11 Sewer Insertions
Iraqi Porn

Iraqi Porn

If this doesn't land me some epic death threats, I don't know what will.

2,117,030 03.11.09 admin LULZ
Extreme Lesbian Handshakes

Extreme Lesbian Handshakes

The legend returns to teach us a hype new move called "The Internal Dap". It's the most brutal hardcore handshake of all time. It's rumored a handshake of this magnitude can symbolically join souls for eternity. Full Scene + More: HERE.

2,223,015 09.30.15 Marc Insertions
Cucked by a Pornstar

Cucked by a Pornstar

Arnost and his 1 inch mosquito bite take a nosedive into humiliation whilst trying to perform in front of a live studio audience. Sorry friendo, but I think it's best you take that CHUD haircut and make your way back to the subreddit you done crawled up out of. [S'MORE]

1,341,542 10.11.17 EF Fail
BUT I'M A VIRGIN!

BUT I'M A VIRGIN!

The "Demon Pussy" girl is back in a new adventure in potentially one of the best and most retarded scripted porn scenes ever. Kevin Smith is sure to cum buckets over the dialogue alone. [Full Scene: HERE and song: HERE]

2,526,742 04.24.17 TG Anal
The Brutal Cumpilation

The Brutal Cumpilation

Featuring cum shots of rage, bellowing whimpers and angry mongoloid orgasms so intense they could dismantle your soul with their gooey brutal essence.

3,440,160 08.04.16 Various Orgasms
Mindfucking the Delivery Man

Mindfucking the Delivery Man

The story of a hungry naked teen, an awkward handshake and a condom full of money. More of the blonde getting railed HERE.

2,708,327 04.25.14 Kevin Exhibition
MAKE THE BITCH BLEED!!

MAKE THE BITCH BLEED!!

Take one mildly attractive girl, put her in an amateur bare knuckle fight against an angry ogre woman and the results are just as expected. This is fight porn if I've ever seen it, and the money shot is bloody!

2,695,466 05.05.15 Felony Fights Fights
Lobster Rapes Girl

Lobster Rapes Girl

If the 1980's taught me something, it's that ANYthing goes as long as there's a killer soundtrack behind you. Except this. Not even the renaissance of crack cocaine will be held liable for this shit.

828,053 11.02.17 EF Vintage
The Bukkake Hate Comp

The Bukkake Hate Comp

Nothing spells H-I-G-H M-A-I-N-T-E-N-A-N-C-E like a lady refusing a gift. TEH FACTS: They'll never look at a 2-Liter the same again, tolerance is non-negotiable and getting them to do a sequel? Well... that's about as likely as Lebron James growing a hairline. More [ HERE ] Song [ HERE ]

1,243,449 10.05.17 EF LULZ
The Ole' Switcharoony

The Ole' Switcharoony

She's got a secret. And it's not her immigration status. [Full Scene: HERE]

1,435,945 08.28.17 Anonymous Traps
Rookie Has a Panic Attack

Rookie Has a Panic Attack

This one taught me two things: A) Breaking points are negotiable and B.) Any case studies of being on the spectrum and in porn can now be cancelled. Dorkalina's got us covered. [Full Scene: HERE]

1,616,492 08.24.17 BBG LULZ
How Is This Even Possible

How Is This Even Possible

Heads up kids, this one's gonna blow your fuckin yamaka away. It involves gummy bears, Rocky-inspired butthole punching, and an Alien 1 chest-burster reenactment so brutal you just might soil your Fruit of the Loom's. DOWNLOAD FULL VIDEO HERE.

8,314,215 07.23.12 KMB Fisting
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