Bonnie Rotten Cries Rape

Bonnie Rotten Cries Rape

Original casting videos HERE

169,379 01.21.19 jihad Hookers
The Selena Vargas Story

The Selena Vargas Story

Admittedly an Internet classic by every definition, so chances are you've already squeezed a hog or 3 to this unfaithful slootanany. But I've never seen this edit before so release the pigs and let's retrojack again for old times sake. Full story HERE Original edit HERE

695,389 01.15.19 MadCompilation Ouch!
Just Camwhore Things

Just Camwhore Things

Dare to use your pocket change to encourage these females and you'll usually be rewarded with disappointment. Or more seizures than an epileptic with a fast pass to Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey. REASON: Bitches be fakin. SPOILER: These ones aren't. MORE.

853,817 01.06.19 Various Camwhores
How to Seduce a Black Woman

How to Seduce a Black Woman

Step 1: Have the genetics of a Ugandan warrior
Step 2: The good mustard
Step 3: Repeat

508,388 01.11.19 TG Strippers
New Year, New Me

New Year, New Me

You know at one point in time her dirt tulip at full pucker was still smaller than the cock of an Eskimo in January. I want to know where that footage is. And more importantly, the followup video of John McAfee announcing her as his running mate for 2020?

868,211 01.01.19 TG Bizarre
High Maintenance

High Maintenance

Her claim to fame is deplorable... but when the clothes come off her barbarian hips look like they can survive giving birth to Danny Devito and it's fuckin' beautiful. 5/5 Yelp stars, would eat again.

1,341,839 12.17.18 TG Vintage
Dad! I Don't Want To Fuck You!

Dad! I Don't Want To Fuck You!

Those crazy porn directors have made a full movie featuring the entire systematic sexual conditioning of ones daughter into a fuck buddy. All in magnificent POV. Disturbing? Sure. But is it fappable? FULL LENGTH + MOAR.

14,559,893 10.28.15 TG Incest
White Girl Overload

White Girl Overload

Hefty LGBTQA+3.14 troglodyke gets last nights Hungry Man dinner ejected out of her after trying to post up on the wrong block. Lesson Learned: When it comes to esophageal tolerance, don't mess with the black people.

1,168,880 12.11.18 Anonymous Porn Bloopers
GROUPIE CONFESSIONS

GROUPIE CONFESSIONS

Did Mark McGrath admit to being a pedophile? Did a feminist bassist fist rape a minor? Why is Eve 6 throwing lunch meat at a hooker? Buffalo Billy? IDFK but I killed 50 bucks for this rare VHS on eBay and I have zero regrets. Shitty Cut versions HERE and HERE.

855,295 12.26.18 jihad Documentary
Ultra Alpha

Ultra Alpha

Would Denmark Mafia be so kind as to turn the soundbyte at 0:24 into their next banger? That's the kind of collaboration that can fuel my beat-off sessions all the way into spring. More Woodman HERE and HERE. [SOURCE]

1,611,488 11.19.18 TG Orgasms
Life of the Party

Life of the Party

You know you had fun when the next day you wake up with a concussion and realize you not only left your phone, but you also forgot your clothes, underwear, sunglasses and self-respect at the club.

2,949,642 01.19.17 Anonymous Public
Show and Tell FAIL

Show and Tell FAIL

Let's hope professor JAV is better at making up hacker stories than he is at organizing playlists. 'cause after 30 seconds of this I'm sure it's adios tenure, and hello Alex Jones interview.

821,800 12.22.18 Anonymous Asians
Vlad the Impaler

Vlad the Impaler

What's hung like a Clydesdale and knows less words than a Pokemon? He's known simply as Vlad, and 37 states require a permit to walk around with that fucking thing in public. [SOURCE]

1,603,139 11.04.18 Bangbros Big Dicks
Uncle Dick-Dont-Fit

Uncle Dick-Dont-Fit

Sonuva bitch... dude's packing the kind of penis that can only be described as "an emergency every time I have to take a piss". Time to call up AARP and find out what size wheelbarrow they're willing to cover for this kind of disability. Something in a dual-wheel polycarbon should do it.

1,809,377 10.24.18 EF Big Dicks
Ultra Beta

Ultra Beta

This is ridiculous. Not 'haha-ridiculous' like a slab of society identifying as non-binary lesbian toaster strudel. Dude has zero reaction to strangers stuffing his girl like a Walmart ham, and here I am just waiting for David Attenborough's explanation as to why.

1,506,823 11.14.18 TG Cuckold
NOTHING is Impossible

NOTHING is Impossible

Pigs flying, A Manson Family Hanukkah special & Clean underwear after all-you-can-eat Chinese food. These are all things I expected to see long before a man that has mastered the art of hands-free ejacs. Next time do it into the palm of a guy named Carlos. It's called the Puerto Rican Panhandle, I invented it.

1,251,625 11.26.18 Anonymous Exhibition
Would Not Hit

Would Not Hit

Much like Robocop 1-3, this goes from mildly erotic to fucking horrible pretty darn fast. Tipping point involves a Cambodian that apparently tried to high-five a weed wacker. Black chick HERE, hemorrhoid girl HERE, Edward Scissor No-Hands HERE. Download the song HERE.

3,689,430 08.28.12 tkn1989 & TG Amputee
The Cheaters Compilation

The Cheaters Compilation

LIFE LESSON #186: If your poker face is weaker than the walls of Alec Baldwin's rectum - stay the fuck out of the side-chick game. Last time I saw this level of angst in a female, I had to translate "yes, nickles are so a currency" into English for a Sudanese hooker. (thx Alexa)

1,411,742 11.09.18 Anonymous Busted!
Destiny Deville is Clinically Insane

Destiny Deville is Clinically Insane

Looks like someone crossbred Rosario Dawson with a howler monkey and gave it rabies. But this isn't for the lulz... more about awareness. You honestly don't even need video for this. The soundtrack alone is enough to keep my Bugle Boy cut-offs on the rinse cycle. [Full Scene]

1,007,714 12.02.18 Paul Crazy
18 Year Old Manlet VS Pornstar

18 Year Old Manlet VS Pornstar

An awkward 120 LB man-child thinks he has what it takes to make his porn debut with a pornstar that can't math. But even with the deer in headlights look in his eyes, he somehow pulls off the incredible. FULL SCENE HERE.

10,026,718 01.02.15 BBros Virgins
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