Insane Clown Pussy

Insane Clown Pussy

Most erections flat line after muttering the letters "ICP". Maybe even translate into an episode of syphilis or three. But not here. Enjoy this one slowly... for today Holly Hendrix proves without a shadow of a doubt that everyone with her last name is a natural-born musician.

106,303 05.20.19 HGB Bizarre
The 2 Million Scoville Orgasm

The 2 Million Scoville Orgasm

Monetizing your vagina only has a few rules: Minimal trips to Home Depot, and keep the clitoris away from all things with the name "Husqvarna" on them. Not a hard list, but this MFC alumni decides to test fate another way, resulting in a semi-rage quit. GGNORE. [FULL VIDEO] [MORE]

445,943 05.14.19 Arwen Camwhores
BEEFUS MAXIMUS

BEEFUS MAXIMUS

See the thumbnail? Get used to making that face. For you're about to meet a woman with enough human-grade roast beef to end global hunger. I never finished medical school... but it's my professional suggestion she uses the $47.00 paid for this scene to buy a pair of hedge sheers on the way home.

773,906 05.08.19 TG Loose
The Real Crisis in America

The Real Crisis in America

This is what happens when Tinder gets boring and a woman experiments outside of her comfort zone. That fucking thing is one "let met talk to your manager haircut" away from being Brie Larson's stunt double. Or Tim Burton's next villain. Feel free to choose your own adventure today. [SOURCE]

821,077 05.03.19 Ttwist Painal
British Women are Insufferable

British Women are Insufferable

I never understood it. The idea of penetrating a chain-smoking ex-con bus driver with 2 blob fish bolted to her chest may work for some of you jabronis in the western world - but not me. I have standards.

702,763 04.29.19 TG Porn Fail
Unexpected Fetish

Unexpected Fetish

Did flashing interns at the local 7-11 becoming a challenge or something? Apparently this miscreant prefers the orifices less traveled. Specifically the ones small enough to give Tiger Woods anxiety attacks. C-L-A-S-S-Y.

1,041,765 04.18.19 Anonymous Drunk
Too Akward For Porn

Too Akward For Porn

To call this girl a boring bang would be the understatement of the damn millennium. I'll put it this way: If you combined a gender studies course with the PGA, you'd still need a 3 hour Al Gore audio book and jumper cables to match pulses with this fucking corpse. You've been warned. [SOURCE]

895,441 04.24.19 Fuse Mildly Retarded
The Caught Compilation [2019]

The Caught Compilation [2019]

Flipping the Minnow, Clubbing the Chimp, Procrastabating, Shaking Hands with Bruce Willis - Call it what you want. I refer to it as the only reason to leave the house other than to stock up on Mr. Pibb and fried dough. Shoutouts to feminism for empowering these women.

1,583,699 03.26.19 Various Busted!
The Sneakiest Mom on Pornhub

The Sneakiest Mom on Pornhub

If only she put this amount of effort into bribing a dean to get Suzie to the top of her class, she wouldn't have to resort to flashing gash next to the all-wheel drive hybrids. Consider it a selling point... like combining hand moisturizer and the new Aladdin soundtrack. GET 'ER DUN.

1,550,822 03.16.19 TG WTF
Downs with the Sickness

Downs with the Sickness

Impressive method acting on his part to be honest. He's got that 'my mother, sister and John Deer push mower are all the same person, so I listen to The Black Eyed Peas on vinyl' look down to a science. Unrelated question: Does gonorrhea cancel itself out if you get it twice? Asking for a friend.

1,024,773 04.08.19 TG Mildly Retarded
Nowhere to Run

Nowhere to Run

Sorry to all competing rookies out there trying to cover the Vagisil bill: This is the type of content you need to be producing now. Those glory days of not acting like somebody hooked a lawn mower battery to your fallopian tubes to get attention are over. Devon... get the Flex Tape.

1,550,077 02.17.19 TG Big Dicks
The Sounds of Love

The Sounds of Love

Not the first video that's made me question the female body, but it may be the only Efukt feature that gets into a Bubballoo Gum commercial. People deserve a little reality on their television. Not Dwight Shrute hosting a swap meet in Frog Balls Arkansas. Now where's that royalty check?

728,292 04.13.19 TG Orgasms
Hollywood's Backup Program

Hollywood's Backup Program

Hey, no one said you had to like it Natalie Portman. Just lean forward, keep a tight grip on those communal wieners and think about all the Baconators you'll be able to purchase at the end of the week. That's what keeps me going. Her first appearance HERE. [SONG]

1,119,338 03.21.19 hass LULZ
Frat Boys Troll 3 Pornstars Into Quitting

Frat Boys Troll 3 Pornstars Into Quitting

Nothing quite spells EFUKT like a supposed 'Navy Seal' turned male pornstar challenging 80+ CSUN students to a backyard brawl, whilst completely naked and armed with nothing but a slowly deflating boner. HAHA. Check out the full scene HERE.

3,894,694 03.13.12 admin Porn Bloopers
Cum-Haters [2019]

Cum-Haters [2019]

Girls that agree to do porn + Refusing to take an ivory shower without a temper tantrum. An interesting combination, backseated only by Burger King's Quad Stacker + Charmin Ultra Soft. Sprinkle in a pinch of sexual anxiety and you got endless fap material my friends.

1,760,865 02.11.19 Various LULZ
My Dead Sugar Daddy Made Me Millions

My Dead Sugar Daddy Made Me Millions

The insane story of an emotionally disabled prostitute/pornstar/sugar baby/urinal-for-hire with HPV and herpes that literally wrote the book on being a whore - 9 times. She claims her dead sugar daddy made her a millionaire and now haunts her... wow.

862,532 04.01.19 Anonymous Hookers
UNFORGIVABLE

UNFORGIVABLE

Offensive? Repulsive? Abhorrent? How about all of the above. Not one sign of shame either. And when you realize exactly what's going on here, you'll be on the Amtrak to hell too. First class.

1,196,060 02.23.19 Anonymous Big Dicks
Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 5

Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 5

Volume #5 in a collection of videos that Charlie Sheen would be ashamed to attach his name to. And without even a single appearance from a graduate of the Woodman School of Rectology, that's saying something. [1, 2, 3, 4]

1,166,008 03.06.19 Various LULZ
The Cheaters Compilation

The Cheaters Compilation

LIFE LESSON #186: If your poker face is weaker than the walls of Alec Baldwin's rectum - stay the fuck out of the side-chick game. Last time I saw this level of angst in a female, I had to translate "yes, nickles are so a currency" into English for a Sudanese hooker. (thx Alexa)

1,695,630 11.09.18 Anonymous Busted!
Pimp Life in the Trap House

Pimp Life in the Trap House

Meet "Pimpin P" from Oklahoma. He's your average everyday abusive drug dealing pimp with nothing to live for. Here he is "doin' big thangs", which apparently translates to bullying a cross-eyed runaway into drinking piss and blowing his home boys.

909,465 03.01.19 geehawed Documentary
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