Somewhere between the British chivalry, and the main star having a more objectionable gunt than the NFL draft, I've lost the desire to masturbate. But one things for sure: Buzzfeed's loathsome content has officially been 1-upped.
I feel like this has some deeper meaning than a porn parody of the exorcist. I just awed at it like it was a Salvador Dali painting or some shit, trying to figure out how my existence had brought me to this point. [FULL MOVIE]
Ever wanted to see the private sex tapes of California's most poorest, methed-out satanic tweakers? Well either way, we've gone beyond scraping the bottom the barrel and brought you the leakage underneath. Enjoi! [SONG]
This is one epic cluster fuck. First off, her agent is "THE CREEPIEST MFER IN PORN". Second, she drops GHB before her scene and progressively gets more and more fucked up until she's flat out unconscious. WTF? [Full Scene]
Hello World, Meet PervyPixie. Her gag reflex is about as dead as the look in her eyes as she lets her BF fuck her throat like a worn out fleshlight. Her talent and skillful devotion to the fellatic arts has earned her a spot in my heart.
Adorably awkward teenager with limited fellatio experience decides her first ever (and ultimately last ever) attempt at porn will be a blowbang. Great idea! [Full Scene: HERE] [Music: YesEvil by (Dean)]
Those crazy porn directors have made a full movie featuring the entire systematic sexual conditioning of ones daughter into a fuck buddy. All in magnificent POV. Disturbing? Sure. But is it fappable? FULL LENGTH + MOAR.
Everyone has a gift. Rocco Siffredi's is the ability to talk genital-damaged, emotionally-bankrupt women right back into the buttfuck scene that broke 'em in the first place. Watch in amazement how fast he works.
The land of the rising sun has blessed us once again with porn on another level. This time featuring explosions, car crashes, pranks gone sexual and the funniest gang rape scenario ever. [More Crazy Gook Porn: HERE] [SONG]
A Jamaican disc jockey didn't appreciate the african booty scratcher on his speaker box and figures lighting her on fire is the best course of action. When asked why he said something about blood clots and lord have mercy.
She's got a unique look. It's two parts concentration camp, one part Glamour Girls. If anyone's interested in a wager, I have Season 6 of Bill Nye the Science Guy on bluray that says my pet chinchilla drops bigger deuces than this chick. More of her HERE.