Ultra Beta

Ultra Beta

This is ridiculous. Not 'haha-ridiculous' like a slab of society identifying as non-binary lesbian toaster strudel. Dude has zero reaction to strangers stuffing his girl like a Walmart ham, and here I am just waiting for David Attenborough's explanation as to why.

519,563 11.14.18 TG Cuckold
The Cheaters Compilation

The Cheaters Compilation

LIFE LESSON #186: If your poker face is weaker than the walls of Alec Baldwin's rectum - stay the fuck out of the side-chick game. Last time I saw this level of angst in a female, I had to translate "yes, nickles are so a currency" into English for a Sudanese hooker. (thx Alexa)

702,898 11.09.18 Anonymous Busted!
Vlad the Impaler

Vlad the Impaler

What's hung like a Clydesdale and knows less words than a Pokemon? He's known simply as Vlad, and 37 states require a permit to walk around with that fucking thing in public. [SOURCE]

846,974 11.04.18 Bangbros Big Dicks
Ultra Alpha

Ultra Alpha

Would Denmark Mafia be so kind as to turn the soundbyte at 0:24 into their next banger? That's the kind of collaboration that can fuel my beat-off sessions all the way into spring. More Woodman HERE and HERE. [SOURCE]

21,585 11.19.18 TG Orgasms
Hipster Slut Gets Unexpected Anal

Hipster Slut Gets Unexpected Anal

Rylie Richman says she never does anal. IMO, that's about as probable as Amy Winehouse hosting the Indy 500 inside her vagina but okay. In this clip, she puts her internal organs to the test by fucking a black guy who's got a cock the size of an ewok. An already bad situation is made worse when said ewok cock slides up the wrong orifice. Trailer HERE.

5,937,310 06.06.11 admin Wrong Hole
Uncle Dick-Dont-Fit

Uncle Dick-Dont-Fit

Sonuva bitch... dude's packing the kind of penis that can only be described as "an emergency every time I have to take a piss". Time to call up AARP and find out what size wheelbarrow they're willing to cover for this kind of disability.

1,193,524 10.24.18 EF Big Dicks
The CAUGHT Compilation [2018-2]

The CAUGHT Compilation [2018-2]

Every good film deserves 4 sequels... and many moons ago I stumbled upon a select few degenerates that give less fucks about 'dignity' and 'clean STD tests' than the roster of the 1970 Lakers. Venturing into dead meme territory, but the hole-to-hole acrobatics are worth a followup.

1,459,451 10.12.18 EF Busted!
German Porn Is Hilariously Fucked Up

German Porn Is Hilariously Fucked Up

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3,552,419 04.07.08 admin Bizarre
Mom Goals

Mom Goals

Who the fuck comes up with these hybrid fetish flicks? Next time you producers want to get creative, how about coating a machete in Zoloft and fucking Logan Paul up the cornholio until he's smiling like Matt Damon on the cover of Good Will Hunting? Google it. [MORE]

1,414,289 10.06.18 TG Incest
The Black White Supremacist

The Black White Supremacist

Apparently Clayton Bigsby has an extended bloodline we were completely unaware of. Practice what you're about to see here & I promise - those pesky NPC'S will never scream "racism" again.

598,548 10.29.18 Anonymous Racism
Czech Porn is Still Horrible

Czech Porn is Still Horrible

Essentially a hybrid of a "Got Milk?" PSA & a GWAR concert. Or in more comprehensive terms: 1-part health consciousness, 274-parts batshit fuckin aspergers. #NEVERFORGET. [Full Movie]

714,122 10.18.18 kelpman Gloryhole
The Regret is REAL

The Regret is REAL

From stone cold fox, to Stone Cold Steve Austin. #fap [SOURCE]

1,469,786 09.18.18 TG Funny
Amatuer Sex Tape FAILS [2018]

Amatuer Sex Tape FAILS [2018]

Only 1 thing compliments the relaxed feel of a holiday weekend - And that's getting more rash on your crotch from a guy you salad-tossed than the toilet in a Portuguese farmhouse. And to those inbreds in the last clip: End the bloodline here. This never needs to happen again.

1,725,754 09.01.18 Various Amateur
Dad! I Don't Want To Fuck You!

Dad! I Don't Want To Fuck You!

Those crazy porn directors have made a full movie featuring the entire systematic sexual conditioning of ones daughter into a fuck buddy. All in magnificent POV. Disturbing? Sure. But is it fappable? FULL LENGTH + MOAR.

14,002,746 10.28.15 TG Incest
Fuckin Jebaited

Fuckin Jebaited

I'm all for experimentation (specifically in Home Depot's garden accessories section), but for real... like Jerry's Final Thought real: Eventually this behavior is going to end up with a perforated colon the size of Gary Coleman and then it's GAME OVER YEEEEAAHH.

941,326 10.01.18 TG WTF
Incest Porn Finally Goes too Far

Incest Porn Finally Goes too Far

Overzealous producer does the unthinkable: Asks his lead actress to inhale a blob of her own mother's farm-fresh protein. But instead of saving a minisecule amount of self-respect for her own golden years, she chows down like the Amazon gift card they paid her with was worth it. #HUMILIATION

1,494,615 08.25.18 TG Incest
PROOF: The Gender Pay Gap is Bullshit

PROOF: The Gender Pay Gap is Bullshit

Not only do women work fewer hours than men, they choose different careers. Women are more interested in people, while men are more interested in things. They also take more browns to the Super Bowl than the NFL ever has in 98 years. - Jordan Peterson

1,335,093 09.13.18 Duran Anal
"I CANT, AND I WONT!"

"I CANT, AND I WONT!"

Garth Algar goes to town on her squeeze box, producing some of the most questionable facial expressions I've seen since mark_paul_gosselaar_handjob_kfc.avi. Didn't happen to catch that one? You're missing out... and consequently not restructuring your list of heroes.

938,723 09.25.18 neuro Camwhores
Creating the Perfect Woman

Creating the Perfect Woman

There's just no forgetting you did something like this. Their throats will be forever agaped. The chronic oral queefing has already set in. They're essentially walking, talking whoopie cushions and yet... they remain in good spirits. I like dat in a partner. [Moar HERE] [SONG]

1,026,431 09.08.18 BonerJones LULZ
The Horrors Of Cam-Whoring

The Horrors Of Cam-Whoring

It's always the same thing: Your favorite e-piece succumbs to the competition and proceeds to push her stream to the next level... only to deteriorate her street cred faster than my rectal lining at a Bangladeshi farmer's market. MORE CAM CLAMS HERE

1,578,054 08.02.18 Various Camwhores
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