A civil war general once said, "Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes". He lost that battle... but I like to think that the saying still applies for porno facials. Especially if your unloading a 1/2 pint of semen under high pressure. [Full Scene]
The eighties were a pretty fuckin weird time. It was the decade that birthed consumer camcorders, VHS tapes, in-home pornography, crack cocaine, aids and most importantly this little gem of porno cinema.
And almost the whole scene too. Tina Blades is new face in porn. She's definitely got the looks and "skills", but most studios discourage against covering the set and costars with bile and feces. [More Here]
Meet Arnost, a self-proclaimed "sex machine" that thought he would be "very successful" in porn. Until a porn studio proved him very wrong by letting him embarrassingly try to fuck a real pornstar while 20 people watch. [S'MORE]
You would think Krystal Steal would have been able to at least tolerate a facial after being in over 100 pornos, but no. Krystal winced and gagged her entire career, ending every scene with a jizzy thizz face.
I feel like this has some deeper meaning than a porn parody of the exorcist. I just awed at it like it was a Salvador Dali painting or some shit, trying to figure out how my existence had brought me to this point. [FULL MOVIE]
Ever wanted to see the private sex tapes of California's most poorest, methed-out satanic tweakers? Well either way, we've gone beyond scraping the bottom the barrel and brought you the leakage underneath. Enjoi! [SONG + MORE]
This is one epic cluster fuck. First off, her agent is "THE CREEPIEST MFER IN PORN". Second, she drops GHB before her scene and progressively gets more and more fucked up until she's flat out unconscious. WTF? [Full Scene]
Adorably awkward teenager with limited fellatio experience decides her first ever (and ultimately last ever) attempt at porn will be a blowbang. Great idea! [Full Scene: HERE] [Music: YesEvil by (Dean)]
A Jamaican disc jockey didn't appreciate the african booty scratcher on his speaker box and figures lighting her on fire is the best course of action. When asked why he said something about blood clots and lord have mercy.
Hello World, Meet PervyPixie. Her gag reflex is about as dead as the look in her eyes as she lets her BF fuck her throat like a worn out fleshlight. Her talent and skillful devotion to the fellatic arts has earned her a spot in my heart.
The land of the rising sun has blessed us once again with porn on another level. This time featuring explosions, car crashes, pranks gone sexual and the funniest gang rape scenario ever. [More Crazy Gook Porn: HERE] [SONG]