NOTHING is Impossible

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Pigs flying, A Manson Family Hanukkah special and clean underwear after all-you-can-eat Chinese food. These are all things I expected to see long before a man that has mastered the art of hands-free ejacs. Next time do it into the palm of a guy named Carlos. It's called the Puerto Rican Panhandle, I invented it.

Uploaded 11/26/18 Exhibition

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Broken by Bukkake

Pretty much a public service announcement on the importance of knowing your limits before inking a deal. Some live to tell the tale. Others, are memed for life. But all have an abnormally intimate relationship with Newport cigarettes and Klonopin before the age of 25.

1,753,729 views 01/31/22 Premium Bukkake Fail

The Legend of Saint Petersburg

Congratz! Local Russian folklore states that if you are visited by the naked battle gypsy of St. Pete you will be forever blessed by good fortune. Don't look directly at her vagina though, or they say she'll curse you with impotence.

1,255,879 views 12/18/14 Exhibition

Awkward Moments in Gangbanging

What is the last bodily fluid you want to see halfway into a twin-sister green beaning? If your answer has anything to do with Teavana's seasonal flavors - you're only halfway there. But points are on the board. #gag

1,952,196 views 09/30/21 Gonzo.com Nasty

First Sex Toy In Space

We as humans are at the fuckin' highest point of civilization we've ever achieved. Our technology is more advanced than ever before in history and recently, we put a dildo in orbit... Welcome to the new age.

1,051,511 views 10/23/13 Bizarre

Desperate Times, Desperate Measures

"We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give." - Winston Churchill

765,202 views 01/27/22 LULZ

Sit Your Whore Ass Down!

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3,308,994 views 02/21/12 Exhibition

Internet Porn Was A Mistake

Human Toilets & The Non Fungible Assholes. No, that's not the name of the next great Portland garage band, however the post-view flea bath is still required. The smell of Drakkar Noir and Astro Glide may come out of those walls, but... the stories. The stories are forever.

802,850 views 02/05/24 Big Dicks

MARRIAGE-ENDING CUCKOLD

21,214 views 04/15/24

The Real Effects of Sexual Deprivation

Some of these cinnamon twist fuck chickens are kind of impressive. While most men will claim to inhale the caramel frappuccinos out of a 7/10 girl's shit basket just to say they were in the same room as them, these pioneers actually take action. This is the true duality of man.

765,218 views 02/03/22 Exhibition

Steven Spielberg's Daughter Finds Her Calling

The mentally ill adopted daughter of billionaire Steven Spielberg wants to be financially independent. So, what does any strong empowered independent female do in 2020? Make an onlyfans account. [Full Story]

1,720,663 views 03/07/20 Famous

Mindfucking the Delivery Man

The story of a hungry naked teen, an awkward handshake and a condom full of money. More of the blonde getting railed in the source link.

3,386,175 views 04/25/14 Broke Model Exhibition

The Caught Compilation 5

Every good film deserves 4 sequels... and many moons ago I stumbled upon a select few degenerates that give less fucks about 'dignity' and 'clean STD tests' than the roster of the 1970 Lakers. Venturing into dead meme territory, but the hole-to-hole acrobatics are worth a followup.

3,889,002 views 10/12/18 Caught Compilations