Broken Dreams, Broken Buttholes

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Compliments aren't my strong point, but I must say... chick in the yellow dress is fucking stunning. I'd readily eat Honey Nut Cherrios out of Philip Seymour Hoffman's crusty asshole just for a chance to hold her hand. Someone Russian please hook it up.

Uploaded 08/03/12 LULZ

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Eliza, Helen B, Rocco Siffredi

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