The Legend of Saint Petersburg

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Congratz! Local Russian folklore states that if you are visited by the naked battle gypsy of St. Pete you will be forever blessed by good fortune. Don't look directly at her vagina though, or they say she'll curse you with impotence.

Uploaded 12/18/14 Exhibition

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