The Pump Master

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Meet Scott Taylor. Today Scott is a well respected porn mogul, but that wasn't always the case. Flashback to the glory years of 1985 and witness the Billy Mays of penis pump salesmen.

Uploaded 03/13/18 Mildly Retarded
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