The Sneakiest Mom on Pornhub

The Sneakiest Mom on Pornhub

If only she put this amount of effort into bribing a dean to get Suzie to the top of her class, she wouldn't have to resort to flashing gash next to the all-wheel drive hybrids. Consider it a selling point... like combining hand moisturizer and the new Aladdin soundtrack. GET 'ER DUN.

822,851 03.16.19 TG WTF
Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 5

Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 5

Volume #5 in a collection of videos that Charlie Sheen would be ashamed to attach his name to. And without even a single appearance from a graduate of the Woodman School of Rectology, that's saying something. [1, 2, 3, 4]

803,282 03.06.19 Various LULZ
Pimp Life in the Trap House

Pimp Life in the Trap House

Meet "Pimpin P" from Oklahoma. He's your average everyday abusive drug dealing pimp with nothing to live for. Here he is "doin' big thangs", which apparently translates to bullying a cross-eyed runaway into drinking piss and blowing his home boys.

666,179 03.01.19 geehawed Documentary
UNFORGIVABLE

UNFORGIVABLE

Offensive? Repulsive? Abhorrent? How about all of the above. Not one sign of shame either. And when you realize exactly what's going on here, you'll be on the Amtrak to hell too. First class.

465,883 02.23.19 Anonymous Big Dicks
Cum-Haters [2019]

Cum-Haters [2019]

Girls that agree to do porn + Refusing to take an ivory shower without a temper tantrum. An interesting combination, backseated only by Burger King's Quad Stacker + Charmin Ultra Soft. Sprinkle in a pinch of sexual anxiety and you got endless fap material my friends.

459,928 02.11.19 Various LULZ
Nowhere to Run

Nowhere to Run

Sorry to all competing rookies out there trying to cover the Vagisil bill: This is the type of content you need to be producing now. Those glory days of not acting like somebody hooked a lawn mower battery to your fallopian tubes to get attention are over. Devon... get the Flex Tape.

438,824 02.17.19 TG Big Dicks
Hollywood's Backup Program

Hollywood's Backup Program

Hey, no one said you had to like it Natalie Portman. Just lean forward, keep a tight grip on those communal wieners and think about all the Baconators you'll be able to purchase at the end of the week. That's what keeps me going. Her first appearance HERE. [SONG]

434,409 03.21.19 hass LULZ
Jack the Ripper

Jack the Ripper

Some men need oral stimulation to get off. Others, a $20 shopping spree at Buffalo Wild Wings. And then there's this Vlad the Impaler lookin' mother fucker who needs nothing more than basic silverware to send his himself over the big-O rainbow. Hint: May be better enjoyed while listening to this classic piece.

262,467 03.12.19 Anonymous Emo
Embarrassing Moments In Cam Whoring

Embarrassing Moments In Cam Whoring

To all 19 active female viewers of this site: Break out the newtons and take some notes. This is what you DON'T DO to avoid becoming official Efukt alumni. @eFuktdotcom More: [ HERE + HERE ]

172,291 10.25.17 EF Camwhores
The Purge

The Purge

She seems like a nice girl. The type that would throw herself off a post office rooftop if you missed her text, or fuck the mailman's chihuahua if your Instagram pic got 0 likes. But her taste in recreational activities? Shit, I've seen happier faces cleaning toilets at the Renaissance Fair. [SOURCE]

166,226 02.01.19 TG Fisting
The Selena Vargas Story

The Selena Vargas Story

Admittedly an Internet classic by every definition, so chances are you've already squeezed a hog or 3 to this unfaithful slootanany. But I've never seen this edit before so release the pigs and let's retrojack again for old times sake. Full story HERE Original edit HERE

163,351 01.15.19 MadCompilation Ouch!
Bonnie Rotten Cries Rape

Bonnie Rotten Cries Rape

Original casting videos HERE

149,005 01.21.19 jihad Hookers
High Maintenance

High Maintenance

Her claim to fame is deplorable... but when the clothes come off her barbarian hips look like they can survive giving birth to Danny Devito and it's fuckin' beautiful. 5/5 Yelp stars, would eat again.

129,289 12.17.18 TG Vintage
Genghis Khandom

Genghis Khandom

I bet you $3.50 and the remainder of my orange julius this loathsome creature is a thriving member of the furry community. Also: The one time a video on the Internet isn't fake and this is what you give me? Fuck it, let's contact the guy at the 1:00 mark in this video and get him to one-up the entire thing with a Mazda Miata.

128,084 02.06.19 Anonymous Bizarre
Just Camwhore Things

Just Camwhore Things

Dare to use your pocket change to encourage these females and you'll usually be rewarded with disappointment. Or more seizures than an epileptic with a fast pass to Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey. REASON: Bitches be fakin. SPOILER: These ones aren't. MORE.

107,739 01.06.19 Various Camwhores
White Girl Overload

White Girl Overload

Hefty LGBTQA+3.14 troglodyke gets last nights Hungry Man dinner ejected out of her after trying to post up on the wrong block. Lesson Learned: When it comes to esophageal tolerance, don't mess with the black people.

98,451 12.11.18 Anonymous Porn Bloopers
New Year, New Me

New Year, New Me

You know at one point in time her dirt tulip at full pucker was still smaller than the cock of an Eskimo in January. I want to know where that footage is. And more importantly, the followup video of John McAfee announcing her as his running mate for 2020?

94,335 01.01.19 TG Bizarre
Dad! I Don't Want To Fuck You!

Dad! I Don't Want To Fuck You!

Those crazy porn directors have made a full movie featuring the entire systematic sexual conditioning of ones daughter into a fuck buddy. All in magnificent POV. Disturbing? Sure. But is it fappable? FULL LENGTH + MOAR.

90,208 10.28.15 TG Incest
How to Seduce a Black Woman

How to Seduce a Black Woman

Step 1: Have the genetics of a Ugandan warrior
Step 2: The good mustard
Step 3: Repeat

87,316 01.11.19 TG Strippers
Ultra Alpha

Ultra Alpha

Would Denmark Mafia be so kind as to turn the soundbyte at 0:24 into their next banger? That's the kind of collaboration that can fuel my beat-off sessions all the way into spring. More Woodman HERE and HERE. [SOURCE]

82,169 11.19.18 TG Orgasms
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