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WTF! That Game Made Me Cum 2 Times in 5 minutes

WTF! That Game Made Me Cum 2 Times in 5 minutes

I Dare you to reach level 10! You won't last 5 minutes...

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BEAUTIFUL & DESPERATE

BEAUTIFUL & DESPERATE

fuckin' classic

53,468 01.07.19 Crazyshit LULZ
MICRO ASIAN, HUGE DICK

MICRO ASIAN, HUGE DICK

Japanese girl destroys both physics & my expectations of all sub-97 lb females at the same time. I officially want to be the first American to lend our "Home of the Brave" slogan out to East Asia. Azumi just earned it.

180,471 11.10.18 YouPorn Asians
"Hey, stop fucking my daughter!"

"Hey, stop fucking my daughter!"

Intrusion @ 10:05. And whats our guys reaction? Going Wayne & Garth on his ashamed costar. Don't feel too bad as I just beat off to the 8 seconds of your howler monkey mother.

244,347 10.28.18 PH Busted!
Lunatic Rage Quits Reddit

Lunatic Rage Quits Reddit

One of few videos left in the wake of the walking disaster known as JewDank. A degenerate adventure filled with drugs, deception and calling out girls that fuck their dogs. Catch up on the full history HERE. Fap again HERE.

149,197 06.08.18 Pornhub LULZ
Fearless Teen Mom

Fearless Teen Mom

I'm all for refusing to spend the extra $7.00 on a 3 pack of Magnums, but for real: if she doesn't start scouting better company eventually she'll end up on Maury Povich... and then it's "MISSION FAILED" a la Metal Gear Solid.

1,526,578 12.16.18 RGFP Plugs
Maximum Cuckolding

Maximum Cuckolding

The down syndsome during the day/token cuckwhore at night combo I can deal with. Hell, I encourage it. But bloodflow to my testosteroni cuts off when this turd is forced to interact with other humans.

2,013,254 01.11.18 RGFP Plugs
This Has to be a Record

This Has to be a Record

How many times have I said sweet mother of Hulk Hogan, Asians are fucking crazy? Seventy nine. How many times did I actually mean it? ZEER-OH... until today. Grab some industrial-strength sling hooks and drop-ship her ass into southern California. Boom, problem solved.

1,746,152 12.05.17 RGFP Plugs
From CUTE to WTF in 10 Seconds

From CUTE to WTF in 10 Seconds

I once saw a woman's asshole give birth to a new language right in front of me. That was firmly at the top of my 'porn I can't jerk off to' list. And then one day... this link showed up in my inbox.

1,713,426 11.08.17 PornHub Plugs
Unexpected Ending at the Gangbang

Unexpected Ending at the Gangbang

Somewhere between the British chivalry, and the main star having a more objectionable gunt than the NFL draft, I've lost the desire to masturbate. But one things for sure: Buzzfeed's loathsome content has officially been 1-upped.

1,998,978 09.18.17 PornHub Plugs
Butt Ripped, I QUIT!

Butt Ripped, I QUIT!

Everyone has a gift. Rocco Siffredi's is the ability to talk genital-damaged, emotionally-bankrupt women right back into the buttfuck scene that broke 'em in the first place. Watch in amazement how fast he works.

2,133,822 07.29.17 ExtremeTube Plugs
WHO'S DA BITCH NOW?

WHO'S DA BITCH NOW?

Nothing says 'Hood Pass Revoked' quite like champagne-pink underwear and a girl with enough cellulite to be an honorary guest member on The View. Let's just say... Lavar dun goofed. Bigly.

2,133,786 06.14.17 YouPorn Plugs
ALWAYS DTF

ALWAYS DTF

Meet deum0s. She has a look that could score mucho dollerinos in the corporate side of Instagram but she passed on that to pursue the better things in life... like getting fucked to the soundtrack of Saw II. NAWICE.

2,319,997 04.14.17 PornHub Plugs
Taco Bell Cashier Destroyed By 17 Incher

Taco Bell Cashier Destroyed By 17 Incher

Not-so-little Lupe goes balls deep on a cock thicker than her forearm and blacker than Don Cheadle's asshole. Pretty impressive stuff, but again, blacker than Don Cheadle's asshole.

2,528,964 02.07.17 RedTube Plugs
10 Inch Problems

10 Inch Problems

An old acquaintance at the local waffle hut once told me being hung like an antelope actually sucks. He said the only women that can take it to the base consider McNuggets an essential food group. Is that what's going on here?

2,612,545 09.15.16 Pornhub Plugs
Hey Mom! Gymnastics Lessons Paid Off After All!

Hey Mom! Gymnastics Lessons Paid Off After All!

Don't worry, she's over 18... I swear!

2,698,425 04.15.16 TG Plugs
Well, that escalated quickly...

Well, that escalated quickly...

If you're the type of guy that gets enjoyment out of industrial-strength sex toys reconfiguring a few brain cells, this is the video for you. Not really your style? Feel free to take a look at this instead.

2,461,031 03.17.16 DaPorn Plugs
Pretty Much The Shittiest Incest Porn Ever

Pretty Much The Shittiest Incest Porn Ever

Some people have no business in porn. Namely fat people, horses and that dumb cunt from Teen Mom. Today the blacklist gets a little longer with the introduction of this innocuous fucktard. He has the sexual prowess of a catatonic sloth and acting skills so bad Dolph Lundgren's head would implode. Download the full video here.

1,793,749 02.02.16 Porn5 Plugs
Macrophilia is Weird as Fuck

Macrophilia is Weird as Fuck

Macrophilia is the fetish of giants. Typically with borderline gay beta-male playing the "smaller" part and being dominated, or even being eaten by giantesses (female giants). What is this, I don't even?

1,822,589 12.08.15 Porn5 Plugs
The Cashier Pimp of 7/11

The Cashier Pimp of 7/11

This guy is awesome. Shitty gas station job? No problem. He's getting blowjobs in the back while your picking out snickers and then he's outback smoking dabz with the neighborhood kids cause fuck it, yolo.

1,934,533 10.19.15 Porn5 Plugs
Happy Ending Fail

Happy Ending Fail

Brave soul attempts to get some off the menu rubbing from the massage girl. Keyword is attempt, he fails.

1,746,339 08.25.15 Anonymous Plugs
The Perfect Girlfriend

The Perfect Girlfriend

She loves getting fucked in the ass + she's totally gorgeous with a banging body, but most importantly... She LOVES getting fucked in the ass. The guy just sits back with an erection of amazement and she just butt fucks herself with his cock. It's beautiful.

2,975,785 07.01.15 Anonymous Plugs
Mommy Ruins Sex Tape

Mommy Ruins Sex Tape

The downside of being 24 and still living at home? Besides the 7:00AM line for toaster strudel, every time you're about to evacuate some homemade alfredo sauce onto your GF's back, momma comes a' knockin.

2,471,335 11.10.14 admin Plugs
Genius Straps Go-Pro to his Head

Genius Straps Go-Pro to his Head

I can only imagine the lead up to this, but his girlfriend is a real keeper for going along with his crazy ass plan to film their "extreme" anal session, complete with a friggin go-pro strapped to his forehead. This is the stuff heroes are made of.

2,271,831 08.15.14 Duran Plugs
The Rapegasm

The Rapegasm

Much like that fat guy from Lost after a 14 hour stay at Souplantation, this woman has had her fill. But DeDimitrius Black thrusts on, ignoring her tearful pleas for cease-fuckery. The end result is an incredible forced orgasm, followed by a delightful 'fuck you'. Fun starts at the 3 min mark.

3,196,125 06.23.14 Slater Plugs
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