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Extraordinary Talent

Extraordinary Talent

Never have I seen a man do something so shameful with such grace. Where there's disrespect, he shows confidence. And where there's romance, well... he really doesn't give two cinnamon toast fucks.

47,927 09.17.19 Motherless Amateur
THE SAD LIFE OF A TEENAGE HOOKER

THE SAD LIFE OF A TEENAGE HOOKER

RIP JOE ROGAN

113,637 09.14.19 Crazyshit Fail
SHE'S 18, I SWEAR!

SHE'S 18, I SWEAR!

Ramming your wonder worm into a crazy girl's butthole without consequences is about as probable as Joe Biden finishing a Spartan Race. But you have to admire her dedication.

187,123 09.08.19 Motherless Amateur
A New Level of Desperation

A New Level of Desperation

This is all but guaranteed to eradicate any story you may have been led to believe about how hard it is to bang an established pornstar. Don't be misled by this man's total lack of enthusiasm: Your hunt of commissioned snapper begins now.

166,756 09.03.19 IH Teen
That didn't hide her identity...

That didn't hide her identity...

Symptom #39 that you've graduated from tastless MILF meat, to fully fledged bum ranger: You find yourself with 15 minutes between PTA meetings, and instead of preparing for it, you roll the dice and smash sum butt hash instead.

122,936 08.30.19 PainalTube Painal
The Yusaf Mack Video

The Yusaf Mack Video

Badass thug boxer guy mysteriously shows up in a gay porn video and everything just goes crazy. Yusaf claims he went to fuck bitches but he got the cosby martini instead. LOL. More of Yusaf Getting pounded here.

1,647,978 11.16.15 Anonymous Penis
Just Tha Tip

Just Tha Tip

Shane Diesel the type of nigga that gotta stand when he poops or his dick floats in the water. His dick so big he can't even go balls deep on these professional cock smugglers without causing serious internal injuries. FULL SCENE.

6,600,230 04.21.15 BBros Penis
This Guy Told Me To Go Fuck Myself

This Guy Told Me To Go Fuck Myself

I think this could be the downtrodden, meth-addicted little brother of the Reading Rainbow guy. They call him Black Salami and he's going to show us things. Song HERE.

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Attack Of The 2 Incher

Attack Of The 2 Incher

Oh man... that's the kinda penis that woman openly laugh about. Shit, I'm a guy an even I am LOL'ing at that shrimp cocktail.

1,365,087 04.07.10 admin Penis
The Blob

The Blob

He can brag about his 20 pound meat bag all he wants. If it doesn't get hard, then it's about as useful as a black hooker at a blood drive.

1,340,243 11.19.09 admin Penis
The Elevator

The Elevator

I decided to reuse the sound bite from yesterday's clip. Who would've thought Robert Deniro's voice could so perfectly complete a video of a man retracting his nut sack to and fro? I know I know, it's amazing.

995,192 09.30.09 admin Penis
His Penis Is Bigger Than Yours

His Penis Is Bigger Than Yours

He wears eyeliner, listens to Marilyn Manson and has the masculinity of Richard Simmons. Was god drunk off his ass when he decided to bless this tard with a 13 inch cock or what? It should've been me you mothefucker. Meeeee.

4,197,512 06.30.09 admin Penis
Pencil Dick

Pencil Dick

Never thought I'd be so jealous of a cock shaped like a Slim Jim... and a chocolate covered one at that. Always buckle up and wear a rubber when traveling down the hershey highway, head on collisions can be messy.

2,195,587 01.20.09 admin Penis
Long Like The Neck Of An Ostrich

Long Like The Neck Of An Ostrich

I have dreams of my penis being that big. I see myself wearing loose fitted short shorts with my wang hanging out the side as I rollerblade by the beach. Jealous men shield their girlfriends eyes as my cock sways back and forth in the wind.

1,922,146 09.08.08 admin Penis
Two Feet Of Pain

Two Feet Of Pain

He's got me beat by like one inch. Okay maybe more like 23 inches. I couldn't even satisfy a midget. But where I lack in size, I make up for with class and charm.

3,134,117 09.04.08 admin Penis
Big Dick Syndrome

Big Dick Syndrome

Aye carumba! Nice elephant cock dood! But I forsee 1 little problem... the only creatures with big enough holes for you to fuck are large horses and gay pornstars who've been subjected to olympian gangbangs. Tough break bro!

5,558,743 08.26.08 admin Penis
Worlds Biggest Cock

Worlds Biggest Cock

God blesses him with a horse cock and what does he do? Turns into a tranny and only fucks men. What a waste... think of all the vaginas he could've decimated with that thing.

5,361,279 08.05.08 admin Penis
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