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Extraordinary Talent

Extraordinary Talent

Never have I seen a man do something so shameful with such grace. Where there's disrespect, he shows confidence. And where there's romance, well... he really doesn't give two cinnamon toast fucks.

46,404 09.17.19 Motherless Amateur
THE SAD LIFE OF A TEENAGE HOOKER

THE SAD LIFE OF A TEENAGE HOOKER

RIP JOE ROGAN

113,628 09.14.19 Crazyshit Fail
SHE'S 18, I SWEAR!

SHE'S 18, I SWEAR!

Ramming your wonder worm into a crazy girl's butthole without consequences is about as probable as Joe Biden finishing a Spartan Race. But you have to admire her dedication.

187,117 09.08.19 Motherless Amateur
A New Level of Desperation

A New Level of Desperation

This is all but guaranteed to eradicate any story you may have been led to believe about how hard it is to bang an established pornstar. Don't be misled by this man's total lack of enthusiasm: Your hunt of commissioned snapper begins now.

166,752 09.03.19 IH Teen
That didn't hide her identity...

That didn't hide her identity...

Symptom #39 that you've graduated from tastless MILF meat, to fully fledged bum ranger: You find yourself with 15 minutes between PTA meetings, and instead of preparing for it, you roll the dice and smash sum butt hash instead.

122,931 08.30.19 PainalTube Painal
Hollywood's Backup Program

Hollywood's Backup Program

Hey, no one said you had to like it Natalie Portman. Just lean forward, keep a tight grip on those communal wieners and think about all the Baconators you'll be able to purchase at the end of the week. That's what keeps me going. Her first appearance HERE. [SONG]

1,370,917 03.21.19 hass LULZ
Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 5

Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 5

Volume #5 in a collection of videos that Charlie Sheen would be ashamed to attach his name to. And without even a single appearance from a graduate of the Woodman School of Rectology, that's saying something. [1, 2, 3, 4]

1,382,311 03.06.19 Various LULZ
Cum-Haters [2019]

Cum-Haters [2019]

Girls that agree to do porn + Refusing to take an ivory shower without a temper tantrum. An interesting combination, backseated only by Burger King's Quad Stacker + Charmin Ultra Soft. Sprinkle in a pinch of sexual anxiety and you got endless fap material my friends.

1,961,474 02.11.19 Various LULZ
Creating the Perfect Woman

Creating the Perfect Woman

There's just no forgetting you did something like this. Their throats will be forever agaped. The chronic oral queefing has already set in. They're essentially walking, talking whoopie cushions and yet... they remain in good spirits. I like dat in a partner. [Moar HERE] [SONG]

1,403,628 09.08.18 BonerJones LULZ
You Wanna be a Pornstar? FOR REAL?

You Wanna be a Pornstar? FOR REAL?

Some will click this and see a beautiful human being. Others will acid bath their routers & set themselves on fire knowing they've achieved less vaginal supremacy than a guy commonly mistaken for memory foam. Choose your own destiny. [FULL SCENE]

1,556,900 05.27.18 OnlyAFlame LULZ
i aM vErY iNteLLiGeNt

i aM vErY iNteLLiGeNt

Tori Spelling's Guatemalan tit job, the hole in a Walmart bathroom stall and discounted Hamburger Helper on Craigslist: Three things I'd touch before signing up for story time from Rebel "my brain is bigger than my butthole" Lynn ever fucking again. [Full Scene]

1,599,992 01.12.18 gemcutter LULZ
Happy XMAS From eFukt

Happy XMAS From eFukt

Bad judgement and holiday cheer combine forces like John McAffe and discounted hookers. Speaking of the scatmaster himself, he already gave us a gift nobody can top. BUY VERGE. When it's 2018, and you're knee deep in Cambodian cornhole island, remember who got you there.
[Santa Baby] [SONG]

1,573,944 12.23.17 EF LULZ
The Bukkake Hate Comp

The Bukkake Hate Comp

Nothing spells H-I-G-H M-A-I-N-T-E-N-A-N-C-E like a lady refusing a gift. TEH FACTS: They'll never look at a 2-Liter the same again, tolerance is non-negotiable and getting them to do a sequel? Well... that's about as likely as Lebron James growing a hairline. More [ HERE ] Song [ HERE ]

1,683,581 10.05.17 EF LULZ
World's 1st Cum Hating Pornstar

World's 1st Cum Hating Pornstar

Aim for dry ground and let 'er rip. That's been the formula for centuries... until Krystal "i have standards" Steal showed up. You see, she has more apathy for body fluids than Paula Deen has for low fat potato chippies. Ever wonder what it would be like if KFC had an all-you-can-eat buffet? That's the kind of 'sounds fun but always ends bad' disappointment I'm talking about here.

1,240,451 09.24.17 TG LULZ
POWER OF CAWK

POWER OF CAWK

I feel like this has some deeper meaning than a porn parody of the exorcist. I just awed at it like it was a Salvador Dali painting or some shit, trying to figure out how my existence had brought me to this point. [FULL MOVIE]

1,473,702 09.18.17 EF LULZ
Rookie Has a Panic Attack

Rookie Has a Panic Attack

This one taught me two things: A) Breaking points are negotiable and B.) Any case studies of being on the spectrum and in porn can now be cancelled. Dorkalina's got us covered. [Full Scene: HERE]

2,179,380 08.24.17 BBG LULZ
How Pornstars Celebrate Birthdays

How Pornstars Celebrate Birthdays

Mae Meyers single-handedly vaginally sets up her own BLM movement [Full Scene: HERE]

1,514,472 07.10.17 TG LULZ
2017's Most Awkward Moments

2017's Most Awkward Moments

Eight times pornography actually shocked me. Okay maybe just one time. Specifically #3. While the others have come and gone, this little gem remains unexplained. [Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8]

3,095,987 06.21.17 EF LULZ
Cringiest Porn Scenes Ever Attempted

Cringiest Porn Scenes Ever Attempted

These awful pornographic gems were all attempted with eroticism as a goal. I.E. People were somehow meant to masturbate to this shit, but what these clips lack in fap value they make up for with lulz. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7]

2,579,679 05.23.17 Anonymous LULZ
Awkward Girl Sucks at Porn

Awkward Girl Sucks at Porn

Rocco Siffifreddisdhs encounters a peculiar girl that shows up to his porn studio (to audition for porno) and she doesn't even want to look at a penis. WTF?! [Full Scene: HERE]

1,847,903 05.17.17 TG LULZ
Racist Pornstar Won't Stop Saying N-Word

Racist Pornstar Won't Stop Saying N-Word

Meet Leya Falcon, the most highly regarded "black cock slut" employed at the prestigious "Dog Fart Studios". She sexually discriminates white men but loves the blacks and affectionately calls them niggers. [More: HERE]

2,081,187 04.17.17 Nick Digger LULZ
Sexually Traumatising a Teenage Stripper

Sexually Traumatising a Teenage Stripper

[Full Scene: HERE] [Music by Holly Henry and Heavenly Bells]

2,677,032 03.16.17 FF LULZ
Porno Trainwreck of The Year!

Porno Trainwreck of The Year!

A teenager down on her luck turns to porn for some quick cash to get back on her feet, but what follows is one of the worst porn spectacles I've ever seen. FULL SCENE / SONG

2,771,463 02.19.17 Kevin LULZ
Increase Orgasms While Committing Murder [5 Easy Tips]

Increase Orgasms While Committing Murder [5 Easy Tips]

Somewhere there's a porn writer that has lost their damned mind. [Full Scene: HERE and Song: HERE]

1,453,719 02.08.17 TG LULZ
The Pet Compilation

The Pet Compilation

A hilarious assortment of clips featuring animals ruining the sexual activities of their owners and other stuff pets do. SONG

2,810,704 01.05.17 Anonymous LULZ
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