Wrong Hole, Charlie Brown!

Wrong Hole, Charlie Brown!

Persian girl gets an accidental, no-lube blow to the rectum... most likely due to her male counterpart having the gut of a pregnant woman and not being able to see what the fuck he's aiming at. Or in other words... he tried to no-scope it and failed wonderfully. Full video HERE.

4,791,831 04.26.11 Annette Wrong Hole
You Want To Quit... FOR REALZ

You Want To Quit... FOR REALZ

B-hole brutally wrecked at the hands of some Italians, likely won't be able to walk straight for a week. No, this isn't my review for the new Parmesan Crusted Steak @ Olive Garden. This is the infamous Rocco vs. Roxy Jezel scene, and you should watch the uncut version HERE.

4,768,150 05.07.12 admin Painal
Thot Hilariously Ruins Cum Shot

Thot Hilariously Ruins Cum Shot

This is a pretty amazing scene right up until the point when it becomes one of the best cum shot fails of all time. Imagine the glorious feeling of having your penis sucked -- now imagine that feeling being destroyed right when it counts. Full Scene HERE + SONG.

4,763,599 09.27.14 Anonymous LULZ
From HOT To CREEPY In 5 Seconds

From HOT To CREEPY In 5 Seconds

I once heard a male performer mutter "my grandma gives better head than you, suck me better or i'll pour drano down your cunt". That used to rank pretty high on my personal list of random-as-fuck-porno-dialogue. Then I saw this. Download the full video HERE.

4,740,342 11.14.11 Visceral Venom LULZ
Awkward Moments In Porn

Awkward Moments In Porn

Like when you can't think of a description... cuz you realize everything you post is awkward... fuck... [Full Scenez: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

4,739,193 01.17.14 Various LULZ
Happy Ending Fail

Happy Ending Fail

Dude tries to land a happy ending at the local Korean massage parlor but has difficulty getting past the language barrier. Even a hilarious visual demonstration fails to get his point across. See his previous attempt HERE.

4,738,994 08.17.10 admin LULZ
Oh Noes The Condom Broke!

Oh Noes The Condom Broke!

I found this on some website that pays $2,000 for homemade porno. I'm kinda bummed... they rejected all 3 of my personal sextapes, citing that my 2 inch penis wouldn't appeal to general audiences. Ouch! It's still a cool site though, CHECK IT OUT!

4,727,097 08.27.08 admin Amateur
The Soccer Mom

The Soccer Mom

Same boys from the eFukt smash hit Dude That's My Mom's Friend. They really seem to have a knack for fucking people's mothers.

4,721,194 01.04.10 Bowersock52 LULZ
Bro Shits Himself After Knocking Girl Out

Bro Shits Himself After Knocking Girl Out

Too lazy to write something funneh, but trust me faggot, this video is top shelf. DOWNLOAD FULL VIDEO HERE.

4,714,229 04.26.12 Mia Skywalker Porn Bloopers
Did I Just Do Anal.... IDK

Did I Just Do Anal.... IDK

There's only 2 people in the world that cant tell when they're being anally penetrated. Stephen Hawking.. and this girl. She's 19, anti masturbation and dumber than a Billy Goat crossbred with Tila Tequila. She also wants to be a pornstar. God bless. Download the full thing HERE.

4,702,464 06.08.11 John Jones Porn Bloopers
11 of the Craziest Orgasms Ever

11 of the Craziest Orgasms Ever

I think we all know what really happened to that Malaysian airplane, as we've all seen Donnie Darko and know about the government cover up... But hey, all I'm really trying to say is that at least the G-spot is easier to find than Flight 370. SOURCES: HERE, HERE, HERE, and HERE.

4,691,090 03.20.14 Various Orgasms
The Best of Public Fapperz

The Best of Public Fapperz

Covert perverts pulling off risky guerrilla sexual tactics in broad day light on clueless civilians. These are the sort of legendary faps you hear about in the news and the kind people risk jail to pull off.

4,650,206 05.15.15 Various Public
The Education of a Spanish Virgin

The Education of a Spanish Virgin

Dude's 18, doesn't know what a clitoris is and weighs less than Ally McBeal. But in the land of fuck-4-a-buck, all that really matters is the size of your Churro... and proportionately speaking, this dude's got a fat one. Emphasis on proportions. Looks like a banana glued to a fucking toothpick. DOWNLOAD HERE.

4,647,124 07.30.13 Mike Virgins
Czech porn is hilariously horrible

Czech porn is hilariously horrible

What does a Toyota Supra, lung cancer and a washer machine have in common? In most cases, absolutely fucking nothing. But this isn't like most cases. This is Czech pornography, the final frontier in sexual retardation. Download here and discuss here.

4,637,514 01.21.13 TG LULZ
Anal KO!

Anal KO!

This is Mika Tan. She actually has a degree in biochemistry but passed on a relevant career to instead pursue the better things in life... like being anally destroyed while drifting in and out of consciousness. NICE. Full video available on BIG BUTTS LIKE IT BIG.

4,600,775 08.19.10 admin LULZ
German Sex Festival

German Sex Festival

Lots of horny people getting drunk, dancing to techno and fucking in the streets. Looks like fun!

4,583,040 05.02.07 admin Public
A Colonoscopy Before Anal

A Colonoscopy Before Anal

Chester's awfully eager to do some butt fuckin but fears his wanky might come out lookin like a Snickers bar [bitesize of course]. Luckily this Jap has access to cutting edge medical technology - a Feces Detector 3000. Kinda gross, but I find his dedication to 'safe sex' rather admirable.

4,583,018 01.01.10 admin Asians
10 WTF Momentz in Pornography

10 WTF Momentz in Pornography

Twice as many as five porn scenes that leave you with more questions than answers and more confusion than boners. [Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10]

4,577,040 02.05.16 Various LULZ
Anal Orgasms DO Exist

Anal Orgasms DO Exist

No stimulation of the clit. No vibrator in the pussy hole. This is a woman that can legitimately cum her brains out from nothing more than a good ol' ass pounding. God bless. DOWNLOAD THE FULL VIDEO HERE.

4,564,050 07.26.11 admin Orgasms
The Anal Full Nelson

The Anal Full Nelson

When an Azn teenager is reluctant to finish getting ass fucked, it's this guy's cue to utilize a pro-wrestling style submission maneuver and ride it home. Featuring acting so good Kirk Cameron would shed a single tear. MORE.

4,549,940 01.23.14 TG Painal
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