I Pwn3d Your Virginity

I Pwn3d Your Virginity

The skeptics will have a field day with this one.. but try to have faith. It makes for a better fap session. Trust me. Full video available HERE.

4,972,377 01.29.11 admin Virgins
The True Story of Animal Farm

The True Story of Animal Farm

Depending on who you ask, Bodil Joensen is either a gross dog-fucking prostitute, cult icon or exploited victim. But one thing is for sure, she masterminded and starred in an infamous 70's beastiality film that has scarred minds for decades. More info HERE, HERE, HERE.

4,963,631 06.28.14 Duran Documentary
Daughter Of The Year 2

Daughter Of The Year 2

Hot ass outtake from Bring Um Young 27 in which a pornstar rings her mom as she takes it up the ass. Check out the full DVD to catch a seperate outtake of some crazy bitch making small talk with grandma after getting DP'ed. Good stuff.

4,945,032 08.17.10 admin LULZ
The Single Most Epic Cumshot Fail

The Single Most Epic Cumshot Fail

Low res versions of this have been floating around the web for some time, so this might be old for some of you. Never the less, efukt has secured the HD version... so you can now watch Sindee Jennings puke her brains out in the absolutely highest quality available.

4,934,640 06.19.11 admin Porn Bloopers
38 Years Without Ejaculation

38 Years Without Ejaculation

In retrospect, "I Make It Rain" by Lil Wayne would've been a more appropriate soundtrack... but I think you get the idea. Check out more epic ballsack videos @ monsterballs.com.

4,916,032 10.18.10 Jacody Bizarre
But I Dont Do Anal

But I Dont Do Anal

This skank accepted a check her cornhole cant cash. The producers offered her a $200 bonus in exchange for a little butt fuckery. Blinded by the riches, she foolishly agreed and now I present you with the end result. Full 43 minute video available HERE, in high fuckin def mind you.

4,896,194 12.27.10 admin Painal
How To Harass An 18 Y/O Into Doing Anal

How To Harass An 18 Y/O Into Doing Anal

I've heard a lot of desperate men say a lot of desperate shit just to keep their cocks submerged in teen sphincter.. but to essentially give a girl the greenlight to defecate on your penis just to avoid a 3 min. potty break? That's a level of dedication I hope to never know. FULL VIDEO HERE!.

4,884,221 05.06.13 TG Painal
EPIC ASS IS EPIC

EPIC ASS IS EPIC

Undoubtedly the most erotic thing I've seen since the time my 19 y/o housekeeper cried 'no es bueno' after happening upon my unflushed shitter. Day before was Olive Garden night, fuckin Tour Of Italy. To quote Lil Wayne - I made it rain. DOWNLOAD THE FULL VIDEO HERE.

4,875,705 05.24.12 admin Prolapse
Molested By Black Strippers

Molested By Black Strippers

I know how much you all love huge sweaty black cocks... I think you're really gonna enjoy this.

4,841,797 10.30.07 admin Strippers
Bath Salts = INSANE SEX

Bath Salts = INSANE SEX

This is essentially a hybrid of THIS video + THIS video, or in more comprehensive terms: 3 parts female empowerment, 141 parts bat-shit fucking retarded. ENJOY. Full video HERE.

4,836,111 06.12.12 Dissonance LULZ
The Caught Compilation TWO

The Caught Compilation TWO

Peeping Toms, Darling Nikki's and other miscellaneous perverts getting hilariously interrupted in the middle of trying to bust nuts.

4,829,612 06.04.16 Various Busted!
Big Dick Syndrome

Big Dick Syndrome

Aye carumba! Nice elephant cock dood! But I forsee 1 little problem... the only creatures with big enough holes for you to fuck are large horses and gay pornstars who've been subjected to olympian gangbangs. Tough break bro!

4,821,637 08.26.08 admin Penis
Dumbest Girl In Porn

Dumbest Girl In Porn

Ok, maybe not the dumbest. That title has long been secured by the Korean twat from Facial Abuse that had serious difficulty understanding that incestial desires arent kosher. But there'll always be 2nd place for the special little whore that went on cable TV to brag about spreading Chlamydia, smoking crack & sodomizing costars with uncooked meats.

4,791,726 10.21.11 tg LULZ
The Destruction of A Stuttering Asian

The Destruction of A Stuttering Asian

My biggest turn on ever is Asian girls with stupid adorable accents and at least a B cup. This one ups the ante and sets a new standard. Kind of like Subways new Fritos stuffed crunchy chicken enchilada melt. I gotta get me one of those! FULL VIDEOS HERE.

4,780,616 07.07.13 TG Asians
Mission Impossible: Dont Cum

Mission Impossible: Dont Cum

Goofy motherfucker works feverishly to prevent his puddin pop from premature eruption... and seemingly succeeds thanks to a few self inflicted cock slaps and more breaks than a Mexican landscaper. Download the full video HERE.

4,765,583 02.14.11 Blablo Premature
Painfully Awkward Moments in Porn

Painfully Awkward Moments in Porn

Big wtf @ girl #3. She taps out, instigates a fist fight and then concludes, mid-tears of defeat, that all in all it was "fun and amazing". No lady. Going diarrhea in a community pool overun by minorities is fun and amazing. What happened to you was just brutal. DOWNLOAD: 1, 2, 3

4,759,500 10.28.12 TG LULZ
Wrong Hole, Charlie Brown!

Wrong Hole, Charlie Brown!

Persian girl gets an accidental, no-lube blow to the rectum... most likely due to her male counterpart having the gut of a pregnant woman and not being able to see what the fuck he's aiming at. Or in other words... he tried to no-scope it and failed wonderfully. Full video HERE.

4,701,505 04.26.11 Annette Wrong Hole
Oh Noes The Condom Broke!

Oh Noes The Condom Broke!

I found this on some website that pays $2,000 for homemade porno. I'm kinda bummed... they rejected all 3 of my personal sextapes, citing that my 2 inch penis wouldn't appeal to general audiences. Ouch! It's still a cool site though, CHECK IT OUT!

4,661,084 08.27.08 admin Amateur
Happy Ending Fail

Happy Ending Fail

Dude tries to land a happy ending at the local Korean massage parlor but has difficulty getting past the language barrier. Even a hilarious visual demonstration fails to get his point across. See his previous attempt HERE.

4,626,804 08.17.10 admin LULZ
You Want To Quit... FOR REALZ

You Want To Quit... FOR REALZ

B-hole brutally wrecked at the hands of some Italians, likely won't be able to walk straight for a week. No, this isn't my review for the new Parmesan Crusted Steak @ Olive Garden. This is the infamous Rocco vs. Roxy Jezel scene, and you should watch the uncut version HERE.

4,620,403 05.07.12 admin Painal
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