VR Fuck Dolls is basically porn, the only difference being that you decide what happens next. It is the only open-world video game we know of that allows players to be free to touch, squeeze, lick, fondle and suck everything in the game.
Being 'open-minded' really came back to bite this guy in the frankenberries. Maybe next time inspect the bulge on the pensioner you contracted, and save the regret for a guy not genetically configured like Arnold Palmer? I'm here to help.
Don't let the heart-shaped buttplug fool you. This girl has zero love for strangers and their upholstery. Such as illustrated after she downtowns her charlie brown... which the driver somehow is totally unaware of. Hilarious.
Meet Arnost, a self-proclaimed "sex machine" that thought he would be "very successful" in porn. Until a porn studio proved him very wrong by letting him embarrassingly try to fuck a real pornstar while 20 people watch. [S'MORE]
You would think Krystal Steal would have been able to at least tolerate a facial after being in over 100 pornos, but no. Krystal winced and gagged her entire career, ending every scene with a jizzy thizz face.
I feel like this has some deeper meaning than a porn parody of the exorcist. I just awed at it like it was a Salvador Dali painting or some shit, trying to figure out how my existence had brought me to this point. [FULL MOVIE]
Somewhere between the British chivalry, and the main star having a more objectionable gunt than the NFL draft, I've lost the desire to masturbate. But one things for sure: Buzzfeed's loathsome content has officially been 1-upped.
Ever wanted to see the private sex tapes of California's most poorest, methed-out satanic tweakers? Well either way, we've gone beyond scraping the bottom the barrel and brought you the leakage underneath. Enjoi! [SONG + MORE]
This is one epic cluster fuck. First off, her agent is "THE CREEPIEST MFER IN PORN". Second, she drops GHB before her scene and progressively gets more and more fucked up until she's flat out unconscious. WTF? [Full Scene]
Adorably awkward teenager with limited fellatio experience decides her first ever (and ultimately last ever) attempt at porn will be a blowbang. Great idea! [Full Scene: HERE] [Music: YesEvil by (Dean)]
A Jamaican disc jockey didn't appreciate the african booty scratcher on his speaker box and figures lighting her on fire is the best course of action. When asked why he said something about blood clots and lord have mercy.
Hello World, Meet PervyPixie. Her gag reflex is about as dead as the look in her eyes as she lets her BF fuck her throat like a worn out fleshlight. Her talent and skillful devotion to the fellatic arts has earned her a spot in my heart.
The land of the rising sun has blessed us once again with porn on another level. This time featuring explosions, car crashes, pranks gone sexual and the funniest gang rape scenario ever. [More Crazy Gook Porn: HERE] [SONG]
Everyone has a gift. Rocco Siffredi's is the ability to talk genital-damaged, emotionally-bankrupt women right back into the buttfuck scene that broke 'em in the first place. Watch in amazement how fast he works.
From the italian film "Capodanno in Casa Curiello", which translates to "New Years at Grandpas House". It's kind of like "Addams Family" meets "Boogie Nights" but in italian speak with vulgar french music. Full Scene.
Mae Meyers is turning twenty years old, and to mark the day she's gang banging a dozen black dudes for money. All in all she's blowing 20 candles,12 darkies and she's not even legally allowed to drink yet. [Full Scene: HERE]
Prozac-deficient Internet hookers are a welcomed sight here at eFukt... but this post isn't about the daddy issues. It's about intensity. These temper tantrums cut deeper than Donald Trump's Twitter feed, and while that might not be saying much, I'm confident you'll be impressed.