Being 'open-minded' really came back to bite this guy in the frankenberries. Maybe next time inspect the bulge on the pensioner you contracted, and save the regret for a guy not genetically configured like Arnold Palmer? I'm here to help.
Don't let the heart-shaped buttplug fool you. This girl has zero love for strangers and their upholstery. Such as illustrated after she downtowns her charlie brown... which the driver somehow is totally unaware of. Hilarious.
If you're the type of guy that gets enjoyment out of industrial-strength sex toys reconfiguring a few brain cells, this is the video for you. Not really your style? Feel free to take a look at this instead.
I know what you're thinking... 'Wow, Ozzy Osbourne's daughter is looking better than ever.' No, this McPoyles lookalike from Always Sunny with the Spanish word for witch tatted on her stomach is a model... or some shit.
Noob's first and final attempt at porn stardom lands him in a gang bang shoot. He doesn't care, he thinks he's ready for anything... but nothing can prepare you to be a premature ejaculator's innocent bystander. PEW PEW [MOAR]
He says it's the best tip he's ever received but considering he's going to get fired for a 3 second blowjob... I'm not convinced. Also, never trust a girl who values her blowjobs less than what she tips.
The name "Big Bertha" comes from a giant Pre-Nazi German war cannon that would lob 1,800 lb explosive shells into shit like France and Belgium. It also happens to look like this bitches dick. [SCENE / SONG]
Aside from giving vegans cancer, everyone knows that milk does a body good. IDK if this counts but when this video was released the best part was edited out. Luckily a low quality leak found its way to me. [Full Scene: HERE]
Some people have no business in porn. Namely fat people, horses and that dumb cunt from Teen Mom. Today the blacklist gets a little longer with the introduction of this innocuous fucktard. He has the sexual prowess of a catatonic sloth and acting skills so bad Dolph Lundgren's head would implode. Download the full video here.
A jackass inspired stunt gone sexual ends very badly for the LoL platinum player responsible for conceiving such an act of genius. Luckily our hero isn't concerned with things like dignity, human contact or a fully functioning penis.
Mishka here just signed the liability waiver to star in her very own movie! So grab a bottle of vodka and put down a preemptive puke bucket beside couch because it's time for some classic Russian pornography! YAY! [FULL SCENE] [SONG]
They're broke, desperate and need money for rent or else college might end early. So why not pimp out your girlfriend for tokens!? It's easy after you get the taste of your friends dick out her mouth. MORE CAMWHORES.
The long awaited return of America's favorite talking bear. Join Ted in Japan on one of his wackiest adventures yet as he's found himself in the care of a teenage school girl and Ted's going for the Nanking special! FULL LENGTH.
This self-titled pimp from Arkansas goes by "Mrlongstroke2015" and today he has invited two ratchets over for a threesome show. One problem: the girls just beat him up. LOLOLOL. (he quit camming after this)