NO ME GUSTA JIZZUM!

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I don't know what's funnier: the fact that a professional cocksmith accidentally blew his load in the middle of a lap dance or the chunky bitch's facial expression after getting blasted with man sauce. Both are most definitely Kodak moments.

Uploaded 05/16/10 Strippers

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Cum Haters 2024

Whole lot of tomfoolery going on here. While most girls will accept the fate of the firing squad they kneel down in front of, there's always an exception. Today there will be 14 exceptions.

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Step 1: Have the genetics of a Ugandan warrior Step 2: The good mustard Step 3: Repeat

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