The 90's - A time when fucking a quarter thousand men in the name of art somehow made sense. Talk about a resume booster!
One of the shittiest XXX films I've seen in my time... edited down to a cool 60 seconds. It's nothing amazing but fuck... it's got a plot revolving around accusations of sheep rape and worse acting than a Segal flick. How could I not post it?
Normally drinking on the job gets you fired. But when you're an adult performer, it gets you a pay raise and a few extra cocks in your ass after you pass out. Make mommy proud.
That's what happens when you buy contraceptives out of vending machines.
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Ever seen a girl go from :) to :o to >:O in 2 seconds flat? Lemme tell ya... it's all fun and games until you make contact with the fallopian tubes at 27 MPH.
Pregnant sisters, overly-hung midgets and a race to outdo dad's cum stains. I don't know if I'm jerking off to porn, or a Charlie Sheen family reunion.
What can I say? She's a slut with time to kill and he... well, he has a membership card to the local clinic. How could this not end with a fistful of Alabama Hotpocket?