Uber Hot Dork Learns How To Masturbate

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Uploaded Feb 12, 2012

There's two things I truly value in life: 1.) Arby's coupons and 2.) sexually inexperienced women, like this chick. Tack on the fact that she weighs 100 pounds and likes to snack on her own love juice and I'd say this is damn near the closest I've ever come to falling in love with something displayed on my CRT monitor, save for maybe Tetris. PROFILE HERE.

This is game is banned in 10 countries!

This is game is banned in 10 countries!

VR Fuck Dolls is basically porn, the only difference being that you decide what happens next. It is the only open-world video game we know of that allows players to be free to touch, squeeze, lick, fondle and suck everything in the game.

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PrisonSluts - The Most Extreme Game Ever Made

PrisonSluts - The Most Extreme Game Ever Made

PrisonSluts pushes the boundaries of how sex games are played! This game containt sexual violence and female submission. Can you handle it?

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Outdone By a Senior Citizen

Outdone By a Senior Citizen

Being 'open-minded' really came back to bite this guy in the frankenberries. Maybe next time inspect the bulge on the pensioner you contracted, and save the regret for a guy not genetically configured like Arnold Palmer? I'm here to help.

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Best. UBER. Passenger. Ever.

Best. UBER. Passenger. Ever.

Don't let the heart-shaped buttplug fool you. This girl has zero love for strangers and their upholstery. Such as illustrated after she downtowns her charlie brown... which the driver somehow is totally unaware of. Hilarious.

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This Game is fucking awesome.

This Game is fucking awesome.

You are the general with the big cock! Fuck your super sexy officers and dominate your enemies.

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