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Not Your Typical Pornstar

He's got a viking haircut, a 7.5 inch cock and the pussy-eating skills of a Golden Retriever. The porn industry will never be the same.

2,325,851 views 06/08/09 Mildly Retarded

The Most Obnoxious Bitch In Porn

I don't really give a fuck what anyone else has to say... domestic violence is always a solution. I'd pimp slap that bitch all the way back into the 80's, a time when her David Bowie hairdo was actually fashionable.

1,584,670 views 05/18/09 Fail

The Girl Who Cant Stop Orgasming

hot as fuck

3,686,035 views 05/04/09 Orgasms

Wait She Just Sucked Your Dick...

Ever meet a girl who liked to make out directly after sucking your dick and/or swallowing your load? Kinda faggoty right? Here's how to combat this atrocious trend: Toss your girls salad and get some flavor going. Then grab on to your lady's face and forcefully make out with her. Don't let her squirm away. It's imperative that she has a taste of her own medicine.

1,401,446 views 12/21/08 Mildly Retarded

I Wanna Be A Pornstar

A few tit jobs and a little lipo, and then BAM... her vagina will be generating 7 figures annually before you even know it. It'll also be generating a yellowish discharge, depending on the severity of the Herpes and Gonorrhea that she's bound to contract.

1,578,296 views 10/04/08 Modifications

eFukt's Biggest Fan

Which one of you is this? Don't be shy. I have unconditional love for all of my visitors.

2,917,242 views 07/15/08 Mildly Retarded

Light Bulb Pussy

This is probably the most dangerous insertion I've seen yet. If her pussy was just a bit tighter, the pressure would've caused the bulb to shatter and the glass would've shredded her vagina to shit. Yikes!

1,020,611 views 05/17/08 Insertions

She Loves Big Black Cocks

He tries to get her to say "you worship black cock" but she doesn't comply... so he thrusts even harder which leads to her having orgasmic spasms in a retard-like manner. Lovin it.

3,614,829 views 04/24/08 Amateur

Legless Fuck

Legs? Who needs legs? All this fat piece of shit needs is a vaginal opening. Her belly button would probally suffice.

2,264,578 views 02/08/08 Amputee

Mongloid Gets Some Pussy

A retarded freak finally loses his virginity to some skanky blonde. It's eighties porn at it's finest lol.

1,272,010 views 11/20/07 Bizarre

Retarded & Horny

Who said retarded chicks don't like to fuck? Cause this skank sure loves having her pussy pounded!

3,413,635 views 04/10/07 Mildly Retarded
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