Better Still Be Cold

Better Still Be Cold

33,847 01.09.17 TG Insertions
She Quit Porn After This!

She Quit Porn After This!

A near senile senior citizen has the best day of his life at the expense of aspiring pornstar "Jane Doe", who realizes somewhere after the 2:00 mark, that porn just isn't for her and was never seen again. [SCENE / SONG]

1,573,051 11.09.16 TG LULZ
Plight of the Cuck

Plight of the Cuck

The misadventures of "Cuck Finn" and his stallion, Andrew. Today they breed a mega whale-beast for recreation. Mistakes are made, disagreements are had and boners are killed over some "dumbass pictures". More Cuck HERE.

1,467,707 10.13.16 Anonymous LULZ
The Single Greatest Blowjob of ALL Time

The Single Greatest Blowjob of ALL Time

We had to go back, way back and deep into the pornography archives of the 1970's. All those hours of sifting through pale, over exposed bodies and bush was worth it to uncover this beautiful forgotten gem. [Song] [Vintage Porno]

2,211,603 09.23.16 Velvet Vintage
10 Inch Problems

10 Inch Problems

An old acquaintance at the local waffle hut once told me being hung like an antelope actually sucks. He said the only women that can take it to the base consider McNuggets an essential food group. Is that what's going on here?

2,033,137 09.15.16 Pornhub Plugs
The Biggest Cuck on This Shitty Earth

The Biggest Cuck on This Shitty Earth

AKA "How Donald overcame adversity and wifed the biggest whore in town" AKA "YOU GOT CUCKED THE FUCK OUT!". SONG.

1,372,605 09.05.16 Arlindo LULZ
That Old Trick

That Old Trick

90,681 09.05.16 TG Big Dicks
18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout

18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout

Don't worry, in a few days she'll be sitting and shitting normally. Just gotta put some icy-hot on her hurt butt and eat a lot of fiber. No worries. [FULL SCENE] [SONG]

2,945,755 08.28.16 Duran Painal
The World's Smallest Penis

The World's Smallest Penis

Meet the man whose penis looks more like a belly button with testicles. The man who gives credence to the old adage of "it's just cold outside", in response to why ones cock would be smaller than a vienna sausage.

1,688,113 05.30.16 Anonymous LULZ
Furious Naked Man Attacks Volvo

Furious Naked Man Attacks Volvo

On a dark night in some soviet shithole, crazy old man Vlad drank on his medication, put his birthday suit on and now he ain't taking no shit from no stupid Volvos giving him any crap.

662,955 04.19.16 Vlad Exhibition
Must Have A Cold

Must Have A Cold

33,810 10.03.15 admin GIFS
The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography 5

The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography 5

I know it looks bad, but thanks to the efforts of Japan's prestigious scientists at Unit 731, we know that it takes at least 3 minutes of asphyxia to cause permanent brain damage. So she should be totes fine. MOAR. DIY.

1,478,413 09.16.15 Duran Asians
The Good Old Days

The Good Old Days

66,821 07.17.15 admin Exhibitionism
Psycho Pornstar Gets Donkey Punched

Psycho Pornstar Gets Donkey Punched

A disgruntled pornstar is having a bad day, and everything that comes out of this thot's mouth is either penis related or comedy gold. She non-stop says crazy shit until her co-stars feel forced to shut her up. LOL. Full Scene: HERE.

3,460,052 07.17.15 Randy LULZ
Cold Shower

Cold Shower

59,536 07.09.15 admin Pee
Tits and Aspergers

Tits and Aspergers

A 25 year old boy suffering from both severe autism and chronic virginity has found hope in backpage.com. Will he finally lose his V card?

2,101,384 07.02.15 nooseyinabox Premature
Hold My Purse

Hold My Purse

40,440 01.26.15 admin
18 Year Old Manlet VS Pornstar

18 Year Old Manlet VS Pornstar

An awkward 120 LB man-child thinks he has what it takes to make his porn debut with a pornstar that can't math. But even with the deer in headlights look in his eyes, he somehow pulls off the incredible. FULL SCENE HERE.

8,313,406 01.02.15 BBros Virgins
The 49 Year Old Virgin

The 49 Year Old Virgin

Meet Allen. At almost 50 years old, he's never had sex and is on the verge of losing all hope. Now it's up to a $400 goth hooker with a heart of gold to help him lose his virginity once and for all... or will he fuck it all up?

2,016,887 11.13.14 Duran Documentary
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