Seriously, WTF are you doing?

Why does he sniff his friend's ass? Why does the friend allow it? Did he not learn from the past?? I dont know, but I can promise any threesome-in-a-pool fantasies you picked up from 'Wild Things' dies here and dies now.

  71,398  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ


Molested At Lunch Time

This is a scene from some stupid French porno called The Image. Stars that old bitch from 101 Dalmations as some sort of empowered cunt that likes to dominate. Kinda funny but not really my cup of tea. I was raised on the notion that degradation is a man's job.

  1,396,582  |    9.16.09  |    Anonymous  |    Groped

Anal Accident Of The Worst Kind

Holy fuck. The bitch spacedocked herself! Congratulations lady, you've made internet history.

  2,474,908  |    7.31.09  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

The Sex Life Of A Dwarf

Repost? Technically yes. But the addition of Beetlejuice getting titty-blasted by some random bitch makes it well worth a second viewing. I promise.

  1,157,214  |    7.25.09  |    Anonymous  |    Mildly Retarded

Pornstar Refuses To Do ATM

Sounds like a violation of a contractual agreement if you ask me. See ya on Judge Judy bitch.

  1,176,036  |    5.16.09  |    Anonymous  |    Porn Bloopers

Don't Cum On Me Motherfucker

I wonder what that must feel like... to defend yourself from a physical assault as you're in the middle of ejaculating. I'd sue the bitch - 50k in punitive damages for an orgasm ruined. No one fucks up my fap session and gets away with it for free.

  1,996,618  |    5.9.09  |    Anonymous  |    Porn Bloopers

Bitch, That Aint No Pussy!

Start taking notes Mr. M. Night Shyamalananan. This is how you end a fucking movie.

  936,021  |    4.15.09  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

Let Yo Dick Swang

I wonder how often he accidentally breaks a girls nose doing all that high speed cock slapping? or does that only happen when the bitch stiffs him on his much deserved dollar tip?

  1,254,232  |    2.11.09  |    Anonymous  |    Strippers

Get The Fuck Away From My Tits

Diane here follows orders. I like that. I wonder if she'd comply if I told her to sit on my face and giggle like a school girl? Probably not. She'd likely just bitch slap me like she did to the douche bag in this video.

  1,309,875  |    10.21.08  |    Anonymous  |    Groped

No Bitch I Aint Eating Your Pussy

She tries to blame the fowl taste on the lube but that doesn't really explain the cheese whiz dripping out of her pussy. Douche with hydrogen peroxide + Mentos and get on with the show.

  1,441,607  |    10.11.08  |    Anonymous  |    Porn Bloopers

This Bitch Is Naked

  849,229  |    10.7.08  |    Anonymous  |    Public

Bitch You Got A Yeast Infection

This is probably why you don't see that many male performers bragging about their profession... cause they all got warts on their dicks and have to eat out girls like this! Yum yums.

  1,315,883  |    8.4.08  |    Anonymous  |    Porn Bloopers