Sex Tape Failure of a Wannabe Rapper

It's "sex tape 101" with this ratchet dork that lets nothing stand in front of his delusions. Not even his dick lint, a random ice cream truck or even his mom will stop him from showing us how to make a porn. #BOSS

Views: 194,982 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

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10 Inches Of Terror

That raspy lookin black bitch's reaction is fuckin PRICELESS!

Views: 2,430,345 | Date: 11.24.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

Rough Sex Fail

Some professionmal pipe layers right here. Too bad the only thing they made sore was her ear drums. Skreeem bitch skreeem! More here: 1, 2, 3, 4.

Views: 1,525,841 | Date: 11.9.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Bitch! You Broke My Dick!

Fuck porn, she belongs in MMA.

Views: 2,526,130 | Date: 11.4.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians

Molested At Lunch Time

This is a scene from some stupid French porno called The Image. Stars that old bitch from 101 Dalmations as some sort of empowered cunt that likes to dominate. Kinda funny but not really my cup of tea. I was raised on the notion that degradation is a man's job.

Views: 1,279,136 | Date: 9.16.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

Anal Accident Of The Worst Kind

Holy fuck. The bitch spacedocked herself! Congratulations lady, you've made internet history.

Views: 2,341,562 | Date: 7.31.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

The Sex Life Of A Dwarf

Repost? Technically yes. But the addition of Beetlejuice getting titty-blasted by some random bitch makes it well worth a second viewing. I promise.

Views: 1,077,909 | Date: 7.25.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Mildly Retarded

Pornstar Refuses To Do ATM

Sounds like a violation of a contractual agreement if you ask me. See ya on Judge Judy bitch.

Views: 1,112,434 | Date: 5.16.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

Don't Cum On Me Motherfucker

I wonder what that must feel like... to defend yourself from a physical assault as you're in the middle of ejaculating. I'd sue the bitch - 50k in punitive damages for an orgasm ruined. No one fucks up my fap session and gets away with it for free.

Views: 1,916,463 | Date: 5.9.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

Bitch, That Aint No Pussy!

Start taking notes Mr. M. Night Shyamalananan. This is how you end a fucking movie.

Views: 897,809 | Date: 4.15.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Let Yo Dick Swang

I wonder how often he accidentally breaks a girls nose doing all that high speed cock slapping? or does that only happen when the bitch stiffs him on his much deserved dollar tip?

Views: 1,180,054 | Date: 2.11.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Strippers

Get The Fuck Away From My Tits

Diane here follows orders. I like that. I wonder if she'd comply if I told her to sit on my face and giggle like a school girl? Probably not. She'd likely just bitch slap me like she did to the douche bag in this video.

Views: 1,189,367 | Date: 10.21.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

No Bitch I Aint Eating Your Pussy

She tries to blame the fowl taste on the lube but that doesn't really explain the cheese whiz dripping out of her pussy. Douche with hydrogen peroxide + Mentos and get on with the show.

Views: 1,379,072 | Date: 10.11.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers