Some "feels" I'm glad I will never experience in life: pap smears, digesting $20 worth of Del Taco and the Simon Cowell of deep throating porn demanding I GO DEEPER. There's just no coming back from something like this.
Much like Adele after mistakenly ingesting a reduced fat potato chip, you can quite literally see fear in this girl's eyes. Emphasis @ 10.40 mark with the commencement of non-lubricated, deer-in-headlights anal. More HERE.
There's a very thin line between making love and balls-deep cornholio slaughterage. Where that line lies, I do no know, but I can sure as fuck tell you this greasy Estonian faggot sure as fuck crossed it.
An old acquaintance at the local waffle hut once told me being hung like an antelope actually sucks. He said the only women that can take it to the base consider McNuggets an essential food group. Is that what's going on here?
Any prosti can pull off a blowjob. But managing Tom Brady's total passing yards, ordering tonight's dinner AND getting your teeth scraped for a cool $13.00 per hour? That takes a whole other level of debauchery. The glory days of trading sex for Canadian pennies is officially over.
If you're the type of guy that gets enjoyment out of industrial-strength sex toys reconfiguring a few brain cells, this is the video for you. Not really your style? Feel free to take a look at this instead.
Some people have no business in porn. Namely fat people, horses and that dumb cunt from Teen Mom. Today the blacklist gets a little longer with the introduction of this innocuous fucktard. He has the sexual prowess of a catatonic sloth and acting skills so bad Dolph Lundgren's head would implode. Download the full video here.
Macrophilia is the fetish of giants. Typically with borderline gay beta-male playing the "smaller" part and being dominated, or even being eaten by giantesses (female giants). What is this, I don't even?
This guy is awesome. Shitty gas station job? No problem. He's getting blowjobs in the back while your picking out snickers and then he's outback smoking dabz with the neighborhood kids cause fuck it, yolo.
She loves getting fucked in the ass + she's totally gorgeous with a banging body, but most importantly... She LOVES getting fucked in the ass. The guy just sits back with an erection of amazement and she just butt fucks herself with his cock. It's beautiful.
The downside of being 24 and still living at home? Besides the 7:00AM line for toaster strudel, every time you're about to evacuate some homemade alfredo sauce onto your GF's back, momma comes a' knockin.
I can only imagine the lead up to this, but his girlfriend is a real keeper for going along with his crazy ass plan to film their "extreme" anal session, complete with a friggin go-pro strapped to his forehead. This is the stuff heroes are made of.
Much like that fat guy from Lost after a 14 hour stay at Souplantation, this woman has had her fill. But DeDimitrius Black thrusts on, ignoring her tearful pleas for cease-fuckery. The end result is an incredible forced orgasm, followed by a delightful 'fuck you'. Fun starts at the 3 min mark.
Conversate with live, naked, barely legal teens that'll beckon to your every wish and desire... all for a cost equivalent to the value of an autographed picture of Cuba Gooding Jr. - fucking nothing. Can't beat free pussy.
An insider look at the brutality/awesomeness of sorority hazing, in which status-seeking sluts are stripped of their D&G booty shorts and subjected to ridicule, humiliation, homosexual acts and reruns of ElimiDate. This shits top shelf.