Rocco and his token black friend totally put this girl through the ringer, by the end she looks like she endured a cock tsunami. There's nothing like enjoying a nice day by the lake, just hanging out with friends getting some sun and some sucky-fucky.
I can forgive the Lego-grade stunt cock. I can look past the genetic inconsistencies on his costume. But the unexplained reason why he didn't go reptile-to-mouth on her goofy ass? 0/10, you dizzy dinosaur, unfastidious fuck. MORE
Yes, she's 18... and slightly defective. Really not sure what else to say about her. It's just another one of those geeky broads that's taken their obsession with Harry Potter spells a little bit too fucking far for me.
Take a mild-mannered Caucasian bitch, then equip her with the best features of an African American woman (tremendous ass, BIGLY and uhh... yeah, short list) and this is the result. Mother. Fuckin. FAP.
The legend returns to teach us a hype new move called "The Internal Dap". It's the most brutal hardcore handshake of all time. It's rumored a handshake of this magnitude can symbolically join souls for eternity. Full Scene + More: HERE.
It's mind over colon in the world of extreme anal porn and this busted bitch is a friggin' jedi master. Years of determination, training and butt hole abuse were all worth it to make this magical feat of beauty possible. Full Movie: HERE.
Get ready kids, it's time to solve the burning question we've all been wondering: Just how many baseballs can you really fit in a girl? The answer will amaze you! Find out what else she can stuff in there HERE.
Every dirty slut should know that a slippery fuck toy plus a cavernous butthole can equal a trip to the ER. Next time save yourself the embarrassing shuffle through the waiting room and tie a string to that mother fucker.
Meet 20 year old Destiny. She has a knack for stuffing household products up her sweet sweet shithole, and thanks to the head honcho over @ isanyoneup.com, 2 new items just made the list - Odor Eaters Foot Spray and her brother's antiperspirant. HAHA. Profile HERE.
I've always enjoyed the finer things in life, namely the Wendy's Cheddar Lover's Bacon cheeseburger, Cuba Gooding Jr. films and watching twats get used up like a Stretch Armstrong doll. Just watch. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #11, #12, #13.
Hot Kinky Jo is back once more, this time cramming half a dozen different objects up her hershey highway, only to rearrange them internally and shit em back out in a different order. She's the Houdini of all things rectal. Check out one of her live webcam shows HERE.
This is Hot Kinky Jo - aspiring internet model equipped with a bazooka for an asshole. Catch one of her nightly cam shows and you'll see what I mean. She's capable of gaping open her turd cutter so wide you can spot what she ate for breakfast. It's enthralling. Check her profile HERE.