7 inch cock? Check. Syphilis free? Probably. Can make a girl cum? Not a fucking chance. Have yourself a hearty LOL as Jose's porn dreams go down the shitter faster than Steven Segal's music career. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 11.30.11 | Views: 1,876,680 | Submitted By uploaded-to | Category: Premature
Premature Ejaculation... LIKE A BOSS
I've never seen a man so content with having only lasted 24 seconds in the sack. His sexual prowess has the runtime of a Tampax commercial... and all he cares about is using his woman's rump roast as a bongo drum set. Bares some similarities to THIS efukt classic.
Date: 10.12.11 | Views: 1,577,468 | Submitted By tg | Category: Premature
HAHA: Minute Man Denied A 2nd Chance
Cant hate, I'd premature bust too. All she'd have to do is fart in my general direction and I'd instantaneously jizz my pants. That's pretty much what happened to chumpo here - who all but begs for a 2nd chance only to be shutdown with an age-old excuse. Tough break brah.
Date: 7.12.11 | Views: 2,280,602 | Submitted By TG | Category: Premature
Notice Tom Byron (dude on bottom) does all the thrustin, while the noob on top sits idle? Apparently the sensation of having another man's cock rubbing against your own proved all too much for this 1st timer. He immediately premature busts... and it lands all over Tom Byron's poor cock n balls!
Date: 6.29.11 | Views: 1,411,955 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature
Premature ejaculation is funny. People trying to combat premature ejaculation is funnier. Notable examples: A.) pipe squeezer and B.) focusing on dog shit. Today we introduce a new, equally fucking retarded method for countering early evac. It's called sniffin your costars asshole. And unless the bitch just shit out 4 baconators, it wont work.
Date: 5.16.11 | Views: 1,870,484 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature
Goofy motherfucker works feverishly to prevent his puddin pop from premature eruption... and seemingly succeeds thanks to a few self inflicted cock slaps and more breaks than a Mexican landscaper. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 2.14.11 | Views: 2,683,952 | Submitted By Blablo | Category: Premature
WOW - Redefining Premature Ejaculation
This is epic. Literally just three pecks on the lips and this dude's load is already more spent than a black man's paycheck. He's the fuckin Prefontaine of premature ejaculation. More Japanese madness HERE. .
Date: 12.20.10 | Views: 2,128,070 | Submitted By SpamSam | Category: Premature
Dude lasts as long in bed as DMX's acting career. Then tries to blame it on this Hispanic pornstar's supposedly tight pussy. 'Hispanic pornstar' and 'tight pussy'. Two words that really dont belong in the same sentence... but I digress. Full video available HERE!
Date: 9.5.10 | Views: 2,646,915 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature
Surfer Bro Cums In 30 Seconds!
Stick to riding waves bud. Fucking bitches on camera aint your thing. Full video available HERE.
Date: 5.19.10 | Views: 1,789,905 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature
Even Jocks Premature Ejaculate
Contrary to his appearance, endurance really isn't this chumps speciality. His load is spent quicker than a black man's paycheck. To call him a minute-man would be a compliment. But all of that's okay when you have big muscles.
Date: 4.26.10 | Views: 1,768,790 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature
Preggo girl is in the middle of cumming when her [minute] man declares that the apple sauce is en route for early delivery. She replies with a double "doo eet", which I believe means: "cum inside me so that I can finish my orgasm you twig dick motherfucker". The request didn't seem to catch.
Date: 12.8.09 | Views: 2,518,817 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature
Failure to achieve erection OR premature ejaculation. Those are the top 2 problems most men face when trying to perform on camera. It's usually one or the other... but in this chumps case - 2 birds are killed with 1 very tiny stone.
Date: 11.17.09 | Views: 2,350,337 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature
The title is slightly inaccurate, I just felt like making a reference to that shitty Nick Cage movie. The reality of the situation is that this willy wonka can't even last 5 seconds. Getting to the 1 minute mark would be like an olympic achievement.
Date: 5.26.09 | Views: 1,404,935 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature
Chef Boyardee Jizzes Upon Contact
Poor bastard, he's the real life version of the premature ejaculator from American Pie. I'd like to see him masturbate. All he has to do is poke his cock with his index finger and it's a done deal.
Date: 9.25.08 | Views: 1,551,810 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature
Technically 3 pumps but who's counting. Anyway I strongly reject the stigma surrounding premature ejaculation. What do you stand to gain by lasting longer? The sooner you're done, the sooner you can go to fridge and eat leftovers. That's what I do.
Date: 6.15.08 | Views: 1,832,929 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature
