DEATH DEFYING BLOWJOB!

The craziest thing is they're not even Russian. Nope. This badass MFer is an American and he loves this shit. Being 1000 feet up and inches from death just gets him off more. Only thing is I feel bad for lulz at the pedestrian that caught that snowball.

Views: 394,578 | Submitted By Duran | Category: Blowjob


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Scat Fail

He was promised a 2 pound turd. Instead he was given a Chicken McNugget. Those be grounds for a fuckin refund.

Views: 3,060,058 | Date: 12.21.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Stripped, Beaten & Burned

Don't feel too bad... a.) she committed armed robbery and b.) she looks like Bette Midler. Emphasis on factor #2. Read the full story HERE.

Views: 2,334,408 | Date: 12.18.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Gallery

Gang Member Of The Year

He's about as good at rapping as I am at convincing fat chicks on Myspace that my semen tastes like Ben & Jerry's cake batter ice cream. Fucking oustanding.

Views: 2,827,114 | Date: 12.16.09 | Submitted By FMS | Category: LULZ

The Headless Penis

What was once a sniper rifle is now a snubnose magnum. How'd that happen? Lemme guess... something involving farm animals and strategically placed peanut butter? It happens to the best of us.

Views: 2,151,154 | Date: 12.13.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Goth Blowjob Fail

Those are some pretty weak dicksucking skills. Looks like somebody's gonna lose their Hot Topic sponsorship!

Views: 2,787,937 | Date: 12.9.09 | Submitted By SpamSam | Category: LULZ

Orgasm Fail

Preggo girl is in the middle of cumming when her [minute] man declares that the apple sauce is en route for early delivery. She replies with a double "doo eet", which I believe means: "cum inside me so that I can finish my orgasm you twig dick motherfucker". The request didn't seem to catch.

Views: 3,623,715 | Date: 12.8.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature

Dude That's My Mom's Friend!

funny shit

Views: 3,300,999 | Date: 12.7.09 | Submitted By Bowersock52 | Category: Busted!

Babysitting Fail

I wish my parents had been as considerate in their choosing of a babysitter. For 7 years they stuck me with Ethiopian dyke that wore basketball attire exclusively. Nearly left me with an inverted penis.

Views: 4,900,272 | Date: 12.3.09 | Submitted By Stile | Category: LULZ

Hung Like Bart Simpson

Dildo Baggins here could've saved himself a lot of embarrassment if he just stayed home and stuck to beating off to reruns of Captain Planet. Now he and his 4 inch celery stick have ended up on the world wide web for all to see and laugh at. Live and learn brooo. More small cock humiliation HERE.

Views: 3,330,075 | Date: 11.27.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

10 Inches Of Terror

That raspy lookin black bitch's reaction is fuckin PRICELESS!

Views: 2,618,271 | Date: 11.24.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

OOPS! Wrong Hole!

I'd be pretty amazed/disappointed if that didn't at least cause a little internal bleeding. Emphasis on disappointed.

Views: 4,630,108 | Date: 11.22.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Wrong Hole

The Sherminator

Props to the ginger on his pipe laying skills. Honestly haven't heard a woman scream that loud since the time I was caught defecating in front of Blockbuster in protest to late fees accumulated on my rental of The Neverending Story 3 (director's cut). Good times.

Views: 1,443,959 | Date: 11.20.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms