Lets His GF Blow His Friend

Apparently, the boyfriend draws the line on kissing. You can put your cock and cum all up in his girlfriends mouth but don't kiss her. Bros don't do that to each other man... but make sure you cum in her mouth bro! "That's important"

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Scat Fail

He was promised a 2 pound turd. Instead he was given a Chicken McNugget. Those be grounds for a fuckin refund.

  3,090,709  |    12.21.09  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

Stripped, Beaten & Burned

Don't feel too bad... a.) she committed armed robbery and b.) she looks like Bette Midler. Emphasis on factor #2. Read the full story HERE.

  2,355,952  |    12.18.09  |    Anonymous  |    Gallery

Gang Member Of The Year

He's about as good at rapping as I am at convincing fat chicks on Myspace that my semen tastes like Ben & Jerry's cake batter ice cream. Fucking oustanding.

  2,852,949  |    12.16.09  |    FMS  |    LULZ

The Headless Penis

What was once a sniper rifle is now a snubnose magnum. How'd that happen? Lemme guess... something involving farm animals and strategically placed peanut butter? It happens to the best of us.

  2,171,231  |    12.13.09  |    Anonymous  |    Bizarre

Goth Blowjob Fail

Those are some pretty weak dicksucking skills. Looks like somebody's gonna lose their Hot Topic sponsorship!

  2,813,623  |    12.9.09  |    SpamSam  |    LULZ

Orgasm Fail

Preggo girl is in the middle of cumming when her [minute] man declares that the apple sauce is en route for early delivery. She replies with a double "doo eet", which I believe means: "cum inside me so that I can finish my orgasm you twig dick motherfucker". The request didn't seem to catch.

  3,665,323  |    12.8.09  |    Anonymous  |    Premature

Dude That's My Mom's Friend!

funny shit

  3,331,934  |    12.7.09  |    Bowersock52  |    Busted!

Babysitting Fail

I wish my parents had been as considerate in their choosing of a babysitter. For 7 years they stuck me with Ethiopian dyke that wore basketball attire exclusively. Nearly left me with an inverted penis.

  4,931,504  |    12.3.09  |    Stile  |    LULZ

Hung Like Bart Simpson

Dildo Baggins here could've saved himself a lot of embarrassment if he just stayed home and stuck to beating off to reruns of Captain Planet. Now he and his 4 inch celery stick have ended up on the world wide web for all to see and laugh at. Live and learn brooo. More small cock humiliation HERE.

  3,357,644  |    11.27.09  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

10 Inches Of Terror

That raspy lookin black bitch's reaction is fuckin PRICELESS!

  2,655,683  |    11.24.09  |    Anonymous  |    Exhibition

OOPS! Wrong Hole!

I'd be pretty amazed/disappointed if that didn't at least cause a little internal bleeding. Emphasis on disappointed.

  4,667,044  |    11.22.09  |    Anonymous  |    Wrong Hole

The Sherminator

Props to the ginger on his pipe laying skills. Honestly haven't heard a woman scream that loud since the time I was caught defecating in front of Blockbuster in protest to late fees accumulated on my rental of The Neverending Story 3 (director's cut). Good times.

  1,450,906  |    11.20.09  |    Anonymous  |    Orgasms