Strange Manlet Ruins Gangbang

This is like watching a nazi medical experiment. An awkward little alien boy some how found himself hosting a gang bang. He looks like a character in an "Aphex Twin" music video and performs coitus much the same.

  206,276  |    Anonymous  |    Midgets


Scat Fail

He was promised a 2 pound turd. Instead he was given a Chicken McNugget. Those be grounds for a fuckin refund.

  3,106,355  |    12.21.09  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

Stripped, Beaten & Burned

Don't feel too bad... a.) she committed armed robbery and b.) she looks like Bette Midler. Emphasis on factor #2. Read the full story HERE.

  2,367,146  |    12.18.09  |    Anonymous  |    Gallery

Gang Member Of The Year

He's about as good at rapping as I am at convincing fat chicks on Myspace that my semen tastes like Ben & Jerry's cake batter ice cream. Fucking oustanding.

  2,865,752  |    12.16.09  |    FMS  |    LULZ

The Headless Penis

What was once a sniper rifle is now a snubnose magnum. How'd that happen? Lemme guess... something involving farm animals and strategically placed peanut butter? It happens to the best of us.

  2,181,825  |    12.13.09  |    Anonymous  |    Bizarre

Goth Blowjob Fail

Those are some pretty weak dicksucking skills. Looks like somebody's gonna lose their Hot Topic sponsorship!

  2,826,902  |    12.9.09  |    SpamSam  |    LULZ

Orgasm Fail

Preggo girl is in the middle of cumming when her [minute] man declares that the apple sauce is en route for early delivery. She replies with a double "doo eet", which I believe means: "cum inside me so that I can finish my orgasm you twig dick motherfucker". The request didn't seem to catch.

  3,687,812  |    12.8.09  |    Anonymous  |    Premature

Dude That's My Mom's Friend!

funny shit

  3,351,518  |    12.7.09  |    Bowersock52  |    Busted!

Babysitting Fail

I wish my parents had been as considerate in their choosing of a babysitter. For 7 years they stuck me with Ethiopian dyke that wore basketball attire exclusively. Nearly left me with an inverted penis.

  4,947,390  |    12.3.09  |    Stile  |    LULZ

Hung Like Bart Simpson

Dildo Baggins here could've saved himself a lot of embarrassment if he just stayed home and stuck to beating off to reruns of Captain Planet. Now he and his 4 inch celery stick have ended up on the world wide web for all to see and laugh at. Live and learn brooo. More small cock humiliation HERE.

  3,371,733  |    11.27.09  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

10 Inches Of Terror

That raspy lookin black bitch's reaction is fuckin PRICELESS!

  2,674,308  |    11.24.09  |    Anonymous  |    Exhibition

OOPS! Wrong Hole!

I'd be pretty amazed/disappointed if that didn't at least cause a little internal bleeding. Emphasis on disappointed.

  4,685,666  |    11.22.09  |    Anonymous  |    Wrong Hole

The Sherminator

Props to the ginger on his pipe laying skills. Honestly haven't heard a woman scream that loud since the time I was caught defecating in front of Blockbuster in protest to late fees accumulated on my rental of The Neverending Story 3 (director's cut). Good times.

  1,455,382  |    11.20.09  |    Anonymous  |    Orgasms