Fit as a Fiddle

Meet Haley Ryder. Against all jurisdiction, she somehow wiped all her amateur scenes off the Internet before going pro... except this. In other words: What you're about to see is rarer than a Bruce Jenner orgasm.

  174,775  |    IH  |    Hot

Scat Fail

He was promised a 2 pound turd. Instead he was given a Chicken McNugget. Those be grounds for a fuckin refund.

  3,303,597  |    12.21.09  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

Stripped, Beaten & Burned

Don't feel too bad... a.) she committed armed robbery and b.) she looks like Bette Midler. Emphasis on factor #2. Read the full story HERE.

  2,589,302  |    12.18.09  |    Anonymous  |    Gallery

Gang Member Of The Year

He's about as good at rapping as I am at convincing fat chicks on Myspace that my semen tastes like Ben & Jerry's cake batter ice cream. Fucking oustanding.

  3,014,899  |    12.16.09  |    FMS  |    LULZ

The Headless Penis

What was once a sniper rifle is now a snubnose magnum. How'd that happen? Lemme guess... something involving farm animals and strategically placed peanut butter? It happens to the best of us.

  2,298,737  |    12.13.09  |    Anonymous  |    Bizarre

Goth Blowjob Fail

Those are some pretty weak dicksucking skills. Looks like somebody's gonna lose their Hot Topic sponsorship!

  2,991,464  |    12.9.09  |    SpamSam  |    LULZ

Orgasm Fail

Preggo girl is in the middle of cumming when her [minute] man declares that the apple sauce is en route for early delivery. She replies with a double "doo eet", which I believe means: "cum inside me so that I can finish my orgasm you twig dick motherfucker". The request didn't seem to catch.

  3,912,157  |    12.8.09  |    Anonymous  |    Premature

Dude That's My Mom's Friend!

funny shit

  3,556,137  |    12.7.09  |    Bowersock52  |    Busted!

Babysitting Fail

I wish my parents had been as considerate in their choosing of a babysitter. For 7 years they stuck me with Ethiopian dyke that wore basketball attire exclusively. Nearly left me with an inverted penis.

  5,151,012  |    12.3.09  |    Stile  |    LULZ

Hung Like Bart Simpson

Dildo Baggins here could've saved himself a lot of embarrassment if he just stayed home and stuck to beating off to reruns of Captain Planet. Now he and his 4 inch celery stick have ended up on the world wide web for all to see and laugh at. Live and learn brooo. More small cock humiliation HERE.

  3,523,562  |    11.27.09  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

10 Inches Of Terror

That raspy lookin black bitch's reaction is fuckin PRICELESS!

  2,878,632  |    11.24.09  |    Anonymous  |    Exhibition

OOPS! Wrong Hole!

I'd be pretty amazed/disappointed if that didn't at least cause a little internal bleeding. Emphasis on disappointed.

  4,892,367  |    11.22.09  |    Anonymous  |    Wrong Hole

The Sherminator

Props to the ginger on his pipe laying skills. Honestly haven't heard a woman scream that loud since the time I was caught defecating in front of Blockbuster in protest to late fees accumulated on my rental of The Neverending Story 3 (director's cut). Good times.

  1,502,655  |    11.20.09  |    Anonymous  |    Orgasms

The Blob

He can brag about his 20 pound meat bag all he wants. If it doesn't get hard, then it's about as useful as a black hooker at a blood drive.

  1,179,992  |    11.19.09  |    Anonymous  |    Penis

He'll Never Do Porn Again

Failure to achieve erection OR premature ejaculation. Those are the top 2 problems most men face when trying to perform on camera. It's usually one or the other... but in this chumps case - 2 birds are killed with 1 very tiny stone.

  2,739,797  |    11.17.09  |    Anonymous  |    Premature

Anal Creampie From Hell

It's crazy. On the outside, assholes all look the same. But if your rectum was to ever head south & emerge as a pinksock... you'd quickly find that much like the butt plugs in Oprah Winfrey's sextoy collection, they come in all shapes, sizes & colors. 4 years of running a porn site and that's about all I've learned.

  1,483,938  |    11.11.09  |    Anonymous  |    Prolapse

Rough Sex Fail

Some professionmal pipe layers right here. Too bad the only thing they made sore was her ear drums. Skreeem bitch skreeem! More here: 1, 2, 3, 4.

  1,603,752  |    11.9.09  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

Holy Shit

Two years of solid constipation. That's what you get for eating dog. WHABAM!

  1,572,737  |    11.7.09  |    Anonymous  |    Asians

Bitch! You Broke My Dick!

Fuck porn, she belongs in MMA.

  2,887,901  |    11.4.09  |    Anonymous  |    Asians

Mr. Plow

for when Colon Cleanse just isn't enough..

  1,662,140  |    11.3.09  |    Anonymous  |    Insertions

Endurance Fail

I like how he straight up bends his cock as a means to halt the ejaculation. It's a penis, not a fucking garden hose. Nice try though! Source: BANGBROS.

  2,225,615  |    11.2.09  |    Anonymous  |    Premature


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