This guy is pretty good at sex

Throat fucking, fish hooking, oxygen depriving, dirty A2M... don't be fooled by the Bilbo Baggins hairdo. This man's a certified destroyer of vagina, and consequently my new idol. Goodbye Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

Views: 532,318 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Anal

Erectile Dysfunction... LIKE A BOSS

There's really nothing more emasculating than getting taunted over your sexual inadequacies, save for maybe your mom walking in on you as you spank it to Robin Williams in Jumanji. The point is... Jumanji is a great movie and unfairly disregarded.

Views: 2,325,480 | Date: 4.2.12 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

No Lube FTW

Crack addicts, painal, premature ejaculation... this video is more well rounded than the Denny's Grand Slam that I didn't pay for this morning. Unfortunately there's no kicker, but what it lacks in surprise endings... it makes up for in orgasmic zombie moans.

Views: 3,547,090 | Date: 3.28.12 | Submitted By TG | Category: Painal

Mexican Teen Cant Even Take 1 Inch

I like this girl. She's soft spoken and emotionally reserved. To win her over I'd really have to pull out all the stops - Netflix Desperado, bathe in Suavitel fabric softner, and come to terms with being called silly shit like 'Papi'. The things I'd do for love. Full video HERE and only there.

Views: 3,011,952 | Date: 3.25.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Cocaine Doesnt Make You Good At Sex

Not since the 2005 release of 1 Night In Chyna have I seen a woman with such a fucked up misunderstanding of eroticism. She grunts like pirate with stage 4 throat cancer, pisses all over the place, and has a finishing act that'll assfuck your brain cells. Full video HERE.

Views: 3,710,580 | Date: 3.19.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

Here's some wisdom I picked up while watching an infomercial for Tony Little's Gazelle Sprintmaster - always maintain good form. Sloppy form is how people get Christopher Reeve'ed. Don't think the same is applicable to sucking dick? Neither did she. FULL VIDEO HERE.

Views: 2,353,632 | Date: 3.15.12 | Submitted By TG | Category: Porn Bloopers

Frat Boys Troll 3 Pornstars Into Quitting

Nothing quite spells EFUKT like a supposed 'Navy Seal' turned male pornstar challenging 80+ CSUN students to a backyard brawl, whilst completely naked and armed with nothing but a slowly deflating boner. HAHA. Check out the full scene HERE.

Views: 2,959,879 | Date: 3.13.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

Teacher Of The Millennium

She's junior college educated, has a rack to premature ejaculate for, and isn't afraid to slob on the knob after her partner takes a trip to cornhole city. Superintendent Jackoff & Co can hate all they want, this angel is a keeper. Read HERE. See her nastiest videos HERE, HERE, and HERE.

Views: 3,268,351 | Date: 3.9.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

The Worst Cumshot Of All Time

This dude ejaculates Grey Poupon. Straight up. It's the most bedazzling shit I've seen since that picture of Jesus appearing on a dog's asshole. Be sure to keep a towel handy in case you vomit and/or nut. See the full video HERE.

Views: 2,508,587 | Date: 3.6.12 | Submitted By Alan | Category: LULZ

YOU MAD

I saw my 1st prolapse at 16 while surfing the old blog section of Khan Tusion's meatholes.com. It was pretty foul. Not even a rewatch of Katie Holmes's titties in The Gift could shake my mood . So who the fuck is this Khan Tusion guy ? This video sheds some light. More HERE.

Views: 2,480,246 | Date: 3.5.12 | Submitted By Ripperman | Category: Porn Bloopers

Gianna PWNS Heckling Hector!

Dont let the bandana fool you. This cholo's 'tough guy' persona is about as real as his pleather jacket. Such is illustrated after Gianna does the unforgivable - an unconsensual snowball attack - which he takes like a total bitch. This is funny as fuck. DOWNLOAD THE FULL VIDEO HERE.

Views: 3,055,721 | Date: 2.29.12 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

RARE: Girl Actually Cums On Facial Abuse

After boning a good 75% of New Jersey's crackwhore population, Facial Abuse has finally broken some unfamiliar ground - giving a girl an actual orgasm, and apparently an epic one at that... this chick is left more googly eyed than fuckin Steve Buscemi! Full video HERE. Song HERE.

Views: 3,634,710 | Date: 2.27.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Diet WIN

She's got a unique look. It's two parts concentration camp, one part Glamour Girls. If anyone's interested in a wager, I have Season 6 of Bill Nye the Science Guy on bluray that says my pet chinchilla drops bigger deuces than this chick. More of her HERE.

Views: 3,113,059 | Date: 2.24.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Gallery