DEATH DEFYING BLOWJOB!

The craziest thing is they're not even Russian. Nope. This badass MFer is an American and he loves this shit. Being 1000 feet up and inches from death just gets him off more. Only thing is I feel bad for lulz at the pedestrian that caught that snowball.

Views: 344,668 | Submitted By Duran | Category: Blowjob

The Milf From Mars

Bittersweet painal, obscenity-filled ogasms, and a boob job pre-dating the birth of jesus. This ones got it all, and Ms. Big Ole Leathery Funbags earns some serious bonus points at the 2:35 mark.. Not even a fuckin rectal injury can dull her desire for ATM. FULL 40 MINUTE VIDEO HERE.

Views: 3,325,504 | Date: 6.25.12 | Submitted By Creepy Clay | Category: Mildly Retarded

Girl Drops Deuce, Forgets To Wipe

Her ability to wipe her ass is on par with Tom Sizemore's ability to not beat women. Fortunately at least 1 person in this vid has some considerable talent, and that's the dude that miraculously didn't peel over & die after getting a whiff of her shit-box! Song HERE. Full video HERE.

Views: 2,817,046 | Date: 6.19.12 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

Bath Salts = INSANE SEX

This is essentially a hybrid of THIS video + THIS video, or in more comprehensive terms: 3 parts female empowerment, 141 parts bat-shit fucking retarded. ENJOY. Full video HERE.

Views: 4,066,702 | Date: 6.13.12 | Submitted By Dissonance | Category: LULZ

The Return Of 'Gentle Breakdown' Girl

Remember the frigid chick that randomly started sobbing in the middle of a Rocco shoot? It was actually pretty touching, to both my heart & my penis. But apparently that encounter was only chapter 1 in a saga of piss-poor decisions. Song HERE + breakdown HERE + profile HERE.

Views: 3,380,505 | Date: 6.4.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

EPIC ASS IS EPIC

Undoubtedly the most erotic thing I've seen since the time my 19 y/o housekeeper cried 'no es bueno' after happening upon my unflushed shitter. Day before was Olive Garden night, fuckin Tour Of Italy. To quote Lil Wayne - I made it rain. DOWNLOAD THE FULL VIDEO HERE.

Views: 4,105,646 | Date: 5.24.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Prolapse

A Different Type Of Breakdown

Farted on, finger raped, told he looks like fuckin Robin Williams - this dude endures pain you can't even imagine. Fortunately he's a Sum 41 mosh pit survivor and holds a blackbelt in making Terminator-esque sound effects whilst flailing his arms like a fucking idiot, so it's all good. Full video HERE.

Views: 3,217,582 | Date: 5.21.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

She Fucks Moolionairs

Fangirl shits pinecones after overhearing pornstar Brian Pumper refer to her as a 'bitch'. Blows are exchanged & shit gets ugly, but the real battle is all verbal, with ego-busting insults like "u think i wud tweet about u? I FUCK MOOLIONAIRES NIGGUH". Fucking brutal. Source be here.

Views: 2,135,573 | Date: 5.16.12 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

Creme Fraiche'd

Epic poker face @ .57 mark. I call this one the 'i totally just nutted in my own mouth but i dont even give a fuck cause i have a 6.7 inch penis and listen to Rage Against The Machine on vinyl' look. Dude's got that shit mastered. Download the full video HERE. Douchebag song HERE.

Views: 3,213,338 | Date: 5.12.12 | Submitted By TG | Category: Porn Bloopers

You Want To Quit... FOR REALZ

B-hole brutally wrecked at the hands of some Italians, likely won't be able to walk straight for a week. No, this isn't my review for the new Parmesan Crusted Steak @ Olive Garden. This is the infamous Rocco vs. Roxy Jezel scene, and you should watch the uncut version HERE.

Views: 3,488,606 | Date: 5.7.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

13 Most Ridiculous Orgasms Ever

First time squirters, prolapse-induced climaxes and bittersweet hategasms... today's vid has more variety than a fuckin Sizzler salad bar. Best comes last, so I recommend you see this one all the way through. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #4, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12.

Views: 6,544,180 | Date: 5.2.12 | Submitted By Gunz | Category: Orgasms

Bro Shits Himself After Knocking Girl Out

Too lazy to write something funneh, but trust me faggot, this video is top shelf. DOWNLOAD FULL VIDEO HERE.

Views: 3,925,398 | Date: 4.26.12 | Submitted By Mia Skywalker | Category: Porn Bloopers

14 Incher Causes Gianna To Quit

I've never seen Gianna cave before, no matter how big the cock. It's as if her vaginal canal is made of Teflon, with more square footage than James Van Deer Beek's forehead. But after watching this, I'm not so sure. Sources for intro 1, 2, 4, 5. Full tap-out scene HERE.

Views: 6,435,872 | Date: 4.10.12 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ