Quite Possibly the Worst Stripper Ever

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Uploaded Nov 10, 2008

I like his Chuck Norris style somersault but I have mixed feelings about the use of chocolate syrup. Sure it'll easily mask the bitter taste of her cornhole but in the end how's he gonna be able to differienate syrup from shit? It's a dangerous game that salad tossing is.

That's My Asshole, ASSHOLE!

That's My Asshole, ASSHOLE!

There's a very thin line between making love and balls-deep cornholio slaughterage. Where that line lies, I do no know, but I can sure as fuck tell you this greasy Estonian faggot sure as fuck crossed it.

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"I'm Down With Butt Sex"

"I'm Down With Butt Sex"

Perhaps my logic is flawed, but you'd think a girl with a b-hole no bigger than a marble would be against back door admittance. But as you can see she's either a witch, or her rectal cavity is in fact David Copperfield.

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When Gymnasts Do Porn

When Gymnasts Do Porn

You get the pampered cute girls that are able to toss their own salads. What a magical combination that is.

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Insecure Girl Does Smell Check

Insecure Girl Does Smell Check

Skip to the 1.10 mark. Even when she's piss drunk, blondie still has her concerns about possible stank seeping out of Twat Town. Cant fault her for being a considerate lover. If half the women I've ate out cared this much about hygiene, I'd still have taste buds.

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Retard Watches Mom Fuck Black Guy

Retard Watches Mom Fuck Black Guy

It's hard being a single mom, after the drug addicted father of her retarded son took off, she just doesn't have any time to herself. So when it comes to mommy getting her dick, she does it while keeping an eye on her little bundle of special.

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