Uber Hot Dork Learns How To Masturbate

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Uploaded Feb 12, 2012

There's two things I truly value in life: 1.) Arby's coupons and 2.) sexually inexperienced women, like this chick. Tack on the fact that she weighs 100 pounds and likes to snack on her own love juice and I'd say this is damn near the closest I've ever come to falling in love with something displayed on my CRT monitor, save for maybe Tetris. PROFILE HERE.

That's My Asshole, ASSHOLE!

That's My Asshole, ASSHOLE!

There's a very thin line between making love and balls-deep cornholio slaughterage. Where that line lies, I do no know, but I can sure as fuck tell you this greasy Estonian faggot sure as fuck crossed it.

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"I'm Down With Butt Sex"

"I'm Down With Butt Sex"

Perhaps my logic is flawed, but you'd think a girl with a b-hole no bigger than a marble would be against back door admittance. But as you can see she's either a witch, or her rectal cavity is in fact David Copperfield.

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When Gymnasts Do Porn

When Gymnasts Do Porn

You get the pampered cute girls that are able to toss their own salads. What a magical combination that is.

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Insecure Girl Does Smell Check

Insecure Girl Does Smell Check

Skip to the 1.10 mark. Even when she's piss drunk, blondie still has her concerns about possible stank seeping out of Twat Town. Cant fault her for being a considerate lover. If half the women I've ate out cared this much about hygiene, I'd still have taste buds.

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Retard Watches Mom Fuck Black Guy

Retard Watches Mom Fuck Black Guy

It's hard being a single mom, after the drug addicted father of her retarded son took off, she just doesn't have any time to herself. So when it comes to mommy getting her dick, she does it while keeping an eye on her little bundle of special.

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